Survey Time

1. Do you ever have to beg? – Yessum, It’s called supervisor2. Are you sweaty all the time? – No, only at work it’s bloody HOT
3. Do you urinate in public swimming pools? – Yessum and sometimes I even swim in public pools
4. Do you wear a watch? – NO
5. Have you ever eaten rotten alfalfa sprouts? – Yessum actually ewww gross
6. Have you ever mistaken salt for sugar? – No
7. Do you fight over the remote control? – Yessum
8. Does your area have good radio stations? – Yessum
9. Do you judge actual books by their covers? – Actually Yessum
10. Do you donate blood? – Not allowed too
11. What is your favourite nursery rhyme? – Star Light Star Bright
12. Can you balance on one leg for very long? – yessum see….
13. Name something you would like to experience in your lifetime? – Seeing all Seven Wonders of the World
14. Are you dramatic? – OMG yessum DramaQueen is my nickname
15. Were you a planned baby, or a nice surprise? – Neither but I was definitly a SURPRISE
16. Do you like walking on dried leaves? – No I like Jumping in dry leaves
17. Can you hook your leg behind your neck? – Ask Jonny
18. Are you a homebody? – NOOOOOO
19. Do you long for adventure? – Yessum
20. Are you waiting for a donor organ? – No, but I am waiting to give my organs
21. Are you afraid of anything? – yessum
22. Do you climb trees often? – I was the fastest once apon a time…
23. Have you ever slept in a cave? – Have you ever been to my house or North Bay???? its dark enough to be a cave!!!
24. Would you rather water ski or snow ski? – water ski
25. Have you ever cast a spell on anyone? – A PLAUGE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!!!
26. Do you like eating alone in restaurants? – No
27. Have you ever bathed a cat? – Yessum and never again
28. How many national parks have you visited? – Oh My I don’t know 5 or so
29. Do you go out in the cold with wet hair? – Mama says not too but I say yessum
30. Do you wear mismatched socks? – Yessum
31. Have you ever thrown something at a window causing the glass to break? – OMG Billy , david and Brendan with Videotape cassettes and the Big Mayonasse Jar omg childhood memories ahhh the good times
32. Is it safe to give birth outside of a hospital? – Sure Jon was born right outside
33. Have you ever been stalked? – It is you?????
34. Have you recently sucked on anyone’s toes? – UGH NO!!! never
35. Do you know anyone that is racist? – Yes unfortunatley
36. Do you think white males have the easiest existence? Why would they????
37. Have you ever attended a fashion show? – Yessum
38. Do you think that your government is corrupt? – Isn’t all governments???? lol why would mine be any different
39. Do you like to hear both sides of a story before choosing what to believe? – No I like my side better
40. Do you think men should be forced to fight wars for their countries? – Not at all
41. Do you know which animal species Dian Fossey is credited with saving? – who? umm my cousin says with wonderment Gorllias???
42. Do you ever throw pennies away? – Yessum
43. Are you goal oriented? – I try to be…
44. Do you believe the destruction of the earth’s rain forests to be a significant problem? – Of course
45. Are you a pyromaniac? – No but I love burning down shit
46. Do you have too many love interests right now? – JNo I have one
47. Can you make a good margarita? – Yessum
48. Do you lead a fast paced life? – that was too fast of a question for me sorry can’t answer the only fast thing about me is my sarcasm
49. Have you ever had amnesia? – I don’t remember lol
50. Are you a whiz? – CHEESE whiz
51. Were you spoiled as a child? – yessum
52. Have you ever stepped on a scorpion? – No I have never seen one up close to step on it
53. Have you ever eaten chocolate covered grasshoppers? – No
54. What do you say too much? – FuckTard, Woot Woot, Fuck you, Fuck, Fuck it, Fuck off, Fuck me, Fuck that, Fuck this, Fuck that shit, Fuck this shit, Fuck all those who need shit, Get shit, lmfao sorry got carried away….you asked!! * Wonders if anyone even will read this*
55. Does it bother you if people can hear you pee? – no we all go
56. Who was your favourite character on Gilligan’s Island? – Skipper
57. What kind of clothing does Waldo wear? – White and red striped shirt and a hat with a cane and Red pants…. I think
58. Do you like ketchup or catsup? – Ketchup lol
59. Do you have gingivitis? – Not that I know of so 😛
60. Do you have a receding hairline? – No
61. Do you own a bread machine? – Yessum
62. Have you ever tried on dentures? – EWWWWWWWWW *Gags*
63. Do you know what shmoo is? – A whale or Jennifer Lymburner if you knew her
64. How many times a day do you comb your hair? – one lol
65. Did you/do you skip classes during school? – There was classes??? I thought school wasa gathering place
|66. Do you know anyone famous? – A couple not mentioning names
67. Are you proud to have George Bush as your president? – No, I am not american he is not my president EAT THE PRETZEL!!!!
68. Do you have buck teeth? – No but I git a buck for my teeth when I was young!!
69. Do you think Americans eat a healthy diet? -Have you seen the size of some americans??? that should answer your question
70. How many times a year do you go to the doctor? – 1 for sure and however many I need to after that….
71. Do you like your feet massaged? – HELL NO!!
72. Do you like to massage other’s feet? -I DON’T LIKE FEET
73. Do you own a pet collar? – first question do I own a pet??? No then No
74. Are you bisexual? – Not yet….
75. Do you like bananas? – I’ve got a lovely bunch of cocnuts diddly dee ohhh bananas I guess
78. Do you like to camp? – LOVE TOO
79. Do you throw pennies into wishing wells or ponds? – Yessum
80. Do you have any metallic underwear? – Ummm i don’t wear underwear lol
81. Do you have anything mouldy in your refrigerator right now? – Do you know aunt sam???? Yessum she does
82. Have you ever tasted soy cheese? – Yessum and its ICK
83. Do you talk in your sleep? – Yessum
84. How many mouse pads do you own? – I don’t
85. Do you like Def Leopard? – No
86. Do you listen to advice? – I listen don’t mean it works
87. What do you think of Rush Limbaugh? – who???
88. Do you like Howard Stern? – Any man who can get a woman to sit on a speaker and come is a man in my books!!!!
89. How about Dr. Laura? – Fuck Her!
90. Do you bite your fingernails? – Yessum
91. Do you use Q-tips? – Aren’t that what they are for????
92. Would you rather be a teacher or a accountant? – Accountant makes more money but I would like to be a teacher
93. Do you blow bubbles with your spit? –  I have
94. Did you sing in your car today? – No I wasn’t I wasn’t in a car today
95. What magazines do you subscribe to? – None
96. Do you prefer warm or cool colours? – warm
97. How many of my surveys have you taken? -Too many
98. Have you ever eaten hummus? – yessum
99. Do you consider your clothing to be “In Style”? – Nope and I don’t care
100. Do you bleach your hair? – Nopes
101. When is the last time you held a newborn baby? – Ummm about a year ago with Trisitan
102. Do you know who Michael Klaper, M.D. is? – is he the fathe of Doogie Howser
104. Do you put

extra salt on all your food? – yessum
105. Do you use conditioner? – yessum
106. Do you own a scanner? – Nope
107. Did you go to a store today? – Yessum I bought smokes
108. What kind of gas do you put in your car? – The kind that makes it run
109. Are you tired of the town you live in? -Yessum
110. Have you ever pierced your bellybutton by yourself? – Yessum
111. Do you believe in aliens? – I am dating one!!! GO JON!!
112. What colour do you wear the most? – Cream and white DAM UNIFORM FOR WORK!!! other than that blue
113. Is there anything you want the world to know? – shhh there’s a gay mafia!!!
114. Do you get your feelings hurt easily? – Only lately damn pregnancy
115. Describe your bed. – Single, Cold, Blue sheets, too old, and hardly slept in
116. Do you have any orange, harvest gold, or avocado green carpeting, appliances, curtains, or furniture? – omg yessum
117. Have you ever been a guest at a health spa? – No
118. Do you like watching extremely drunk people when you are sober? – I hate drunk people anytime!!!
119. Have you ever been wrongly accused of a crime? – Yessum
120. Do you like the way panty hose look? – Nope I hate pantyhose
121. Do you like Birkenstocks? – who???
122. Do you make it a point to exercise? – No point
123. Which is more important, an attractive face, or an attractive body? – An attracive face
124. Do you sun bathe nude? – No
125. Do you swear often? – ^^ Read question 54
127. Do you find women wearing long flannel nightgowns sexy? – Sure why not
128. Have you read any books about the Holocaust? – yessum
130. What is your favourite bumper sticker saying? – My kid got your honour student pregnant
131. Do you put bumper stickers on your vehicle? – omg yessum the bus is filled with them lol
132. Do you have many lucid dreams? – Not much anymore
133. Do you like puppet shows? – I haven’t seen one in years
134. Do you dress up on Halloween? – Hell yeah
135. Have you ever watched snails make love? – Prolly as a child!
136. Have you tried wheatgrass juice? – what????
137. Do you always wear the same perfume or cologne? – Nope
138. Do you think children spend too much time in day care nowadays? – No i think too many mothers keep them home and ignore them
139. Lions or tigers? – Tigers I guess
140. Europe or Africa? – Europe
141. Do you like speaking in public? – Its an everyday thing
142. Are you easily amused? – oooo shiny
143. Is masturbation wrong? – on what level????
144. Brown rice or white rice? – white, then I use soya sauce to turn it brown
145. Black, white, or gray? – White
146. Are pregnant women wearing bikinis attractive to you? – I am pregnant and not about to war a bikini answer your question
147. Do you have sloppy handwriting? – No I don’t
148. At a park would you rather swing or slide? – Swing
149. Does the tip of your nose point up or down more? – It doesn’t point pointing is rude!!!