Maybe our supporters have the right idea. Maybe Mike Pence deserves it.

He’s not the worst president in American history. Just the fourth worst. Once again, you lose, Donald. Anyhow, here are some fun quotes from the J6 Hearings.

  • This was planned. This wasn’t something that got out of control. It was planned to overthrow the election.
  • I told the president the allegations of election fraud were bullshit. I haven’t seen anything in the past year that would change my opinion.
  • We weren’t finding anything that would be sufficient to change the results in any of the key states.
  • So there’s no there there.
  • All the campaign’s fraud allegations viewed in the best possible light could not change the election outcome.
  • I told him that it was crazy stuff and they were wasting their time on it. That it was doing grave injustice to the country.
  • He ultimately lost more than 60 claims in court. Giuliani communicated demonstrably false statements in his capacity as lawyer for the Trump effort to overturn the election.
  • Just say the election was corrupt and leave the rest to me and the Republican congressmen.
  • Men appointed by Donald Trump confronted him about what he was attempting to do.
  • Multiple Republican Congressmen sought pardons for their role in attempting to overturn the election results.
  • Donald Trump is wrong. I had no right to overturn the election. The presidency belongs to the American people.
  • President Trump’s efforts to pressure Mike Pence likely violated two legal statutes. If he is not held responsible, January 6 will repeat itself and will end the American right to self rule.
  • Come to the Capitol. It’s going to be wild.
  • All hell is going to break loose tomorrow.
  • Leaders on Capitol Hill begged the president for help. Including leader McCarthy who was “scared.” He made no effort to deploy law enforcement assets.
  • Multiple White House staff resigned in disgust. Multiple members of Trump’s own cabinet resigned in the immediate aftermath.
  • Impeachment and the 25th amendment were seriously discussed. They knew that President Donald Trump was too dangerous to be left alone.
  • We have a breach of the Capitol.
  • Hang Mike Pence.
  • We have no way out.
  • Officer down.
  • USA. USA. USA. USA.
  • They were peaceful people. Did I mention the love in the air?

Like I said, only the fourth worst. But if we elect him again I’m sure he’ll be able to bring that up to worst (and last) president of the United States of all time.

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