Gods Plans

This is ridiculousness. This is the weirdest job interview I’ve ever had. Let me tell you all of the inappropriate things I’ve ever done in my entire life, and now let us pay you to work with our women and children.

I’m not gonna lie over the next couple weeks I may be drinking a few old fashions, a dirty martini or 2, a margarita and a couple shots of fireball. I don’t know what’s about to happen. I’m not really the kind of person but I might be smoking some weed with my 420 friendly friend,don’t drug test me. 😂

I can’t wait until the next icebreaker at one of my training classes. So Sarah tell us something  interesting about you that other people might not know. Well I divorced my 1st husband because I fell in love with his mental health therapist and then I married the therapist best buddy. We are going to rendezvous for a super secret ceremony at 9am on 7:17 under the big tree at the cemetery; followed by a coffee and doughnut reception and the 11 am church service. Then we are going home to make some fruit salad and maybe a baby, I don’t know yet it’s a surprise. Honeymoon in Fiji? Lol

Pastor MT might swoop in all ninja like and pay off her student loans,  she has been redeemed to her former self. Give glory to God!

The doctors are going to study her like a lab rat, her name is going to end up in an intro to psych book some day, just wait for it!

She’s going to go on and write little children’s nursery rhyme books with mystical magical crown wearing lobsters and unicorns. Therapeutic comic books for the bad ass teenagers who think they know everything, teach them how to process there feelings.

Followed by the story of her own traumatized life.

She is off her rocker for sure!!

It is time for therapy I have to go!

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June 3, 2022

Kickin it at the Halsey concert tonight and my target has been cleared apparently!

June 3, 2022

Hey I had a dream about that, there was a suitcase and and all my college book fell out including my intro to psych book. Did I write about that in my diary?  Maybe I told my friend,  I think I told my friend cause I was mad because my ex-husband put the suitcase in the trunk and I thought he swapped them on purpose. I was going out of the country and mad because I needed a swimsuit and did have one.

Oy vey girl, you are all over the place today 🤣🤣