I like Plans

We are going to need to talk about this in person,  not in everyone’s little Riddles and Rhymes.

I appreciate all the love and attention; it is all incredibly entertaining. Super impressed!!

I just spoke with my boss for 45 minutes yesterday, she still loves me and thinks I am a rockstar. She told me to calm down and stop crying like a 5 year old.

I also love my coworkers and they really stepped up to do my work for me when I was off with Madelyn.

So if I need to break everyone’s heart and tell them after 9 years I am leaving them, I have to give some notice. Okay. I don’t know what Corporate is doing but it is kind of a shit show around here now. We just lost 2 people on my team so them losing me is going to suck.

What are we doing?

The wives want to pray with me? The doctors want to study me? The pastors want to hire me? Pinky wants to marry me? Special wants to be BFF forever? I don’t know what MT has in his plans but whatever. Can we just talk about on Sunday? Y’all know I have control issues, I don’t lie about my crazy.

I try to walk by faith, I told my friend yesterday God was bringing me miracles for my birthday. I don’t know what. 

Do I need to call my doctor and up my Zoloft again? I see my therapist tomorrow for more fun with EMDR.  I am happy to share my love with everyone if we can just talk about. I promise I won’t really pass out. I will probably be real quiet, listen, shake my head a lot, say I don’t know, think about it and come up with something incredibly insightful in a few days and tell you about it.

Can we do that?

I know Jesus frowns upon premarital sex but is making out allowed? 🤷‍♀️ It’s like a gateway drug though I think? Lol Adult Supervision is required at all times she can’t be left alone with internet space 😂

I watched some past service lol

We going old school with arranged marriages.

Pastor J, dump that non Jesus lovers😂

Pastor R, I got married because she loves Jesus and want to bang her 🤣

Omg, I can’t deal with all you special people.

SK, if you’re on the fence think about if you have tried everything else.

PR, the definition of insanity is trying the same thing over again expecting a different outcome.