God was talking to me again

I don’t have time for this, I don’t have time for this lol. I got all dressed up for church today. I went to RiverTree in Uniontown for the 9am Service. It was nice; I enjoyed it.  Pastor wants to talk about Parables today!  He called them Ninja Stories and threw a picture of a Ninja up on the screen.  Now I got Pinky on the brain!  Then he starts talking about Avoidance and the Prodigal Son!   What’s up Special K!

He rolls right into Luke 13:6

Then he told this parable: “A man had a fig tree growing in his vineyard, and he went to look for fruit on it but did not find any. ⁷ So he said to the man who took care of the vineyard, ‘For three years now I’ve been coming to look for fruit on this fig tree and haven’t found any. Cut it down! Why should it use up the soil?’

⁸ “‘Sir,’ the man replied, ‘leave it alone for one more year, and I’ll dig around it and fertilize it. ⁹ If it bears fruit next year, fine! If not, then cut it down.’”

Hey, Hey, Frank Sinatra!

 

I can’t deal with this. 

He tells us 

Cultivate your relationship with God

Repent of your sin (Starts talking about Journaling) 

Measure fruitfulness not busyness (Stop talking to me) 

Turn your pain into plans

Fight for the fruit you want in your life

 

I said I was not going there!!!!!!!!

I went to church 2 times today. 

Why am I at the 11am Service at RC?

I was disappointed, I didn’t get to hear from you up there. 

I am a for real stalker now!  You should get a restraining order put out on me. 

I sat in the last row. Why did this lady ask to sit next to me? 

Why does this dude in front of me want to talk? You got a ring on; I don’t have time for  you 😂 

I want to worship Ninja my way out of here. I don’t know why I am here. 

 

I had on a gorgeous dress , according to the Associate Pastor from the 1st church.  And a pretty Pink sweater!  

This is stupid!!  I love me some Jesus today!