No Bueno

So…I think WalMart had no intention of asking me out.  We were texting last Thursday, and he’s always trying to get me to send him pictures.  I always tell him "I’m better in person."  Here’s our Thursday conversation:

Me:  What have you been up to?

WM:  I changed the breaks in my car.

Me:  Well, I know who to call when I need that done.

WM:  What will I get in return?

Me:  Oh, I can be very creative…

WM:  Please elaborate….

Me:  Um…I told you I was better in person.

WM:  But we work totally different schedules.

Me:  And yet you continue to text me…

WM:  You seem fun…I think you should play along.

Me:  I AM fun…and you do have days off.

WM:  Yes, but I like to hang out with the guys on my days off, drink and play hockey.

Me:  Sounds like you need a little "girl time."  But if you prefer guy time, I won’t judge.

WM:  Guys can be dumb sometimes.

Me:  Yes, sometimes they can be.

That’s it.  It’s Sunday and that was the last I heard from him.  Now that I’ve typed that all out, I can see how he might have taken that last line as kind of bitchy, but he said it.  Really, I was referring to Scott…but whatever.