The Ghetto and I

*This happened a few days ago… I am indeed, the Slack, when it comes to updating*

I was working outside on the van, trying to get everything cleaned up before Sunday, when friend’s mom is going to be here to look at it.  Walking back up to the house , I notice there’s a bike laying on my front steps, and I hear someone pounding on the  security door.

Me: "Hello? Can I help you??"

Here comes a kid, maybe 12 or 13, white, shaved head….

"Yeah.. ummm..   can I have 2 dollars?"

*Me staring in disbelief at the size of the cohones this kid has*

Me: " Ok first.. why the hell are you asking me, and why aren’t you asking your parents.. and what the hell do you need two dollars for anyways?" (Trying to think of some rational reason for this kid asking a random stranger for 2 bucks)

Kid with Balls the size of coconuts: " I wanted a soda and some chips".

Oh no you did NOT just ride up to a random strangers house to ask for two dollars for SODA AND CHIPS????

WTF people.  Seriously. What. The. Fuck.

For a hot minute I thought it might have been an excuse to case the house for someone else. Hell it might be. But I kind of doubt it. 

I had words with the kid. They weren’t nice. He rode away apologizing. I don’t give a fuck.  

Urrrggghhhh.