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I’m fucking sick of basketball and I wish the third roommate would stop fucking putting it on our tv I don’t care if its the finals or whateverthefuck. I thought it was the finals like two weeks ago. god!

speaking of telivision, it’s a shame the blonde haired, blue eyed church goin’ country girl won on american idol. very american indeed.

reel big fish remains to be one of the best bands ever in life or the world or whatever you consider all this space around us. I saw them in concert twice and both times they seemed like pompous, egotistical jerks. they could piss in my mouth and I would still worship them.

work is going well. on many days I am the only one running the shop. tomorrow I open and am there alone for most of the day. I dig this job, I feel important. today they told me I am doing well, have talked to karen (headgroominglady) and will send me to grooming school in early september at the latest.

on the downside, there was a brittany spaniel that didn’t like me. but he had poop entangled in his hair so what kind of judge is he?

I just found out julie ruin IS kathleen hannah. wtf? stuff they don’t teach you in your womens studies classes.

I reconnected with an old friend who is just finishing up film school at unlv and he made me think about the whole film making thing seriously again. god, I hate people who make me think. him and I used to make movies back in high school and his aspirations are in the industry just as mine once were, but he’s actually doing it and I’m going to grooming school.

intermission while third roommate tells me about all his bar hopping. “I couldn’t even tell the fucking cab driver where I lived!”

the girlfriend bought a car yesterday. a 2003 toyota echo. it’s fucking small. she digs it. road trip!

its hot here.

the oily haired chick talks to me explicitly about her sex life. “I just like thick dick in me without a condom”. I think she talks to me about it because it doesn’t make me squirm. she’s been with the same boy for five years, he’s the father of her two children and she claims that she doesn’t like oral sex nor does she like being fingered. just dick in her vagina. I told her that’s impossible and that she needs to have sex with a chick and I’m sure she’ll feel different about oral sex, or sex in general.

she’s brought up the threesome on a number of occasions and today she brought it up by telling me how her brother is encouraging her to ask me to have a threesome with her and her boyfriend. and she said “I keep telling him we can’t because we work together, right?”

ahhahahahhahhhahaha. I said “I would have a threesome with you if we didn’t work together.” which was a lie, but the whole thing is very interesting so why not play around with it. then I made a joke about seeing each other the next day around the water cooler and it being awkward. but I don’t think she got it.

there is a chick who works at the petco who is so fucking hot it’s sort of crazy. she is from poland and has this heavy accent. she has dark hair and green eyes and she goes on cigarette breaks every hour in her four inch heels.

and then I had sex with her.