Welcome to La La Land

Since I have a moment while my daughter is sleeping; let me welcome anyone who happens to stumble into my crazy life. God brought you here, God brought me here, I do not know why yet. La La Land is a mystical, magical place where lobsters and unicorns have pillow fights under happy trees. I am the Queen, so I make the rules! The rules are we do a lot of thinking here, we do a lot of feeling here, we talk in circle with no real goal in mind. If you want to be rude and grammar check me, please go away. I do not have time for you. FYI if you do not have an Iron Lobster you should get one. God gave me mine back in 2019. I was not prepared for what I was about to receive. Your Iron Lobster is a person that is not afraid to look you in the face and say, “You are wrong, no offense!” You will be offended but you will get over it. They will annoy you just enough to make you want to talk to them again. They will make you grow as a person, and it will hurt. I was not ready, I still don’t think I am ready, but I don’t know how to send him back. He lives in my head and heart now. I don’t know what God was thinking. I can only have faith that he knows why he gave me this gift because I don’t know shit about shit. We trust God here. That is a rule, we have faith and trust God.