drunk drivers,look alikes & name stealers.

 

 

 

 I have a look alike (possibly multiple) in the area i live in.  For the past few months, every time i leave the house, almost without fail, somebody stops me, calls me the wrong name (it never seems to be the same name, but i also don’t pay that much attention) and asks how i am.  It’s the weirdest thing.

Well, in walmart the other day it happened again, and apparently there’s a girl who looks like me that works in the.. something center.  I forgot what it’s called lol.  I wasn’t wearing a blue shirt, i wasn’t.. anything. normal street clothes.  With a cart, with a baby inside of it.  And somebody still thought i worked there.. and it was an employee.  What?  She said she thought i was this girl that works in the.. something center.  

when i went to baby sit the jordans a long time ago, they constantly asked me "do you have a sister, or a cousin or something in the area" NO. ffs, no.  who is this girl?  and does she get this a lot too?

When i did work at walmart, somebody always thought i was mercedes, and she was me, and that was fine.. We did look a lot alike.  a few years apart, but really didn’t look it.  Same body style, same haircut basically.. It was bizzare.  
But she lives  in like.. i don’t even know. princeton?  She isn’t around here anymore,and she quit when i did… so what’s this crap about?

Also, my name isn’t exactly super duper common. It’s not like really obscure, but it’s just.. it’s not one you hear every single day.  It’s russian, if you’re curious.  Anyway, At my pharmacy, in my town (which has less than 1,000 people in it) there’s another girl, with my same exact name. FIRST AND MIDDLE AND LAST.  i ask them about this constantly, because the chances are just too fucking great, and there’ just No Way that it’s true.  But because of confidentiality, they can’t tell me much, but they informed me there is another one, i’m almost positive somebody at least stole.. something of mine.  but we have different birthdays on their thing.. so idk what the fuck happened, but i’m pretty sure i don’t like it.  

And everybody knows everybody in this town,and everybody i know is SURE i’m the only one.  What is this crap?!

Also, i realized the other day when i was babysitting for the jordans, i let the father drive me home drunk.  I mean, i was aware at the time that the mother had been drinking.. she threw up in her purse and pissed her pants.  But when the dad came in and needed to sit down to make his head stop spinning, it didn’t occur to me it was because he was drunk.

I could have died! you don’t drive your babysitter home when you’re shitfaced! jesus.

 Terrifying.  and i can’t believe i only realized this 6 some years later. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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