Chapter 2 – Season 1 – Episode 2: Death And Childbirth
Foreword: Got a slipped disk today. Fell right out me body. “Danger,” I said, “Dnager, you gotta stop slipping disks.” Couse I didn’t because I’m shit.
Let me tell you a story, friend. Come by the fireside, I’ve got news for you, and it’s better news than that damn Dailly Mirror! I want to tell you a story all about how the story begins and how this will impact the story. The story begins at the start, or the entrance, you might say, or you might not, but this is the start of our story, where our story starts! The story is about me, and my life and the things surrounding it, such as problems and unproblems, and other story related things. You might see where this is going, but let me tell you, this is no daring do, this story is not cliche in the slightest, fully original, like a newborn baby without parents therefore the baby would have no inherited genetics therefore it is not copying the parents.
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The story begins with me, not you, you selfish bastard, haha just kidding i dont hat e you, Dan “Daner” Whitehead loves all and to all a goodnight!
The story begins (and remember, this all 100% true!) with me crossing back into the real world, yet I continue to wander through the halls of my room and into the shower.
Nothing at all of the past week comes to me except that I saw her when she cried for me, and I felt nothing but the need to do something, to help, to get her out of that house.
It was only then I began to realise that there were likely many similarities between death and childbirth.She must have thought that I’d gone a bit mad, but as it turns out I wasn’t mad.
I was indeed dealing with death and childbirth.
tHis is BRILLIANT! Who wrote this???????
@dan-danger-whitehead
A) I feel this way after I’ve been streaming and look back, but
B) This reminds me of Anthony Jesselneck (sp) and his assertions about the quality of his comedy. It’s funny because it sounds braggadocios if you don’t realize that he is really funny, and his jokes are well layered and times to perfection. Offensive, maybe sometimes, but in a world of liars, the Jester tells the Truth.
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I’m loving this; is this streaming straight out your brain, no buffering?
This service is awesome. I want a subscription. New content all the time. Well done
@cygnusx-1 Very glad that you enjoy the content, I shall continue to post as much as possible.
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THIS:=”She must have thought that I’d gone a bit mad, but as it turns out I wasn’t mad.”
No, we think that A bit of Madness is just the right amount to keep from being walled into concrete by history. A healthy bit of WTF keeps our heads out of the sand, yes?
@cygnusx-1 True!
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