Chapter 2 – Season 1 – Episode 3 (More on the way! :-D)

Dan Danger was thinking about Violet Danger again. Violet was a special lawyer with spiky arms and charming toenails. Dan walked over to the window and reflected on his Lovely surroundings. He had always loved Daunting Los Santos with its fine, flaky Ferrari 4GTGTS. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel fuzzy. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a special figure of Violet Danger. Dan gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a callous, cowardly, Monster Energy drinker with red arms and grubby toenails. His friends saw him as a better, breakable brute. Once, he had even helped a fresh old man cross the road. But not even a callous person who had once helped a fresh old man cross the road, was prepared for what Violet had in store today. The sun shone like laughing maggots, making Dan barmy. Dan grabbed a tattered katana that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers. As Dan stepped outside and Violet came closer, he could see the knotty glint in his eye. “Look Dan,” growled Violet, with an optimistic glare that reminded Dan of special goldfish. “I hate you and I want Money. You owe me 2356 pounds.” Dan looked back, even more barmy and still fingering the tattered katana. “Violet, I am not your money mule,” he replied. They looked at each other with lonely feelings, like two kooky, kaleidoscopic koalas cooking at a very spiteful Christening, which had drill music playing in the background and two sweet uncles singing to the beat. Suddenly, Violet lunged forward and tried to punch Dan in the face. Quickly, Dan grabbed the tattered katana and brought it down on Violet’s skull. Violet’s spiky arms trembled and his charming toenails wobbled. He looked concerned, his wallet raw like a tough, thundering teapot. Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Violet Danger was dead. Dan Danger went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Monster Energy.

THE END