weed+sex=happy Sam

I love getting high and then fucking. The end, haha.

The new job is providing me with oh so many opportunities to lol all day. People ask me the dumbest questions. I think telemarketing is my new favorite job ever, haha. I just wish I wasn’t sitting all day. It makes me feel soooo lazy. I love when people act like I PICKED their phone number with the malicious intent to irritate the shit out of them and sell them magazines. Do people not understand the computer dialer system? I mean, the system we use was made in 1992, so it’s not like it’s a new thing, haha.

I realized about ten minutes ago that in my haste to leave Ernie’s and get to work on time, I put my undies on inside out haha. You’d think I would have noticed one of the 4 times I peed at work, but no, haha. Whatever, I went to work slightly hung over, smelling of maryjane and sex, with my hair a mess, clothes all wrinkly, undies on inside out and HAPPY hahaha. I had a great day.

I love you all.

Timmy

August 2, 2008

Do people not understand the computer dialer system? I mean, the system we use was made in 1992, so it’s not like it’s a new thing, haha. No. Tell me about it.

Dysthymia83

i work in collections, also an autodialer. people think you mull over their case for an hour b4 calling…they don’t realize how rapid fire and impersonal it is.

Mrs. Rory Hilton

August 5, 2008

Weed + Bernie = Pretty much comatose. Weed is like my date rape drug. I fricken hate telemarketers, well I hate our telemarketers, only cause I’m on the frontline of the DMV and work in conjunction with them and they ALWAYS give the wrong info to customers and we cop the abuse! But I’m sure you’re better than that. Mmmm stale weed and stale sex smell, yummo!