10/10 do not recommend

So, I was cutting onions on Monday when my hand slipped and I almost cut about 1/2 an inch of my left pinky off. I cut completely through the bone and most of the way through my nail. I have 9 stitches. Ortho isn’t worried about the bone chip. They’re just worried about tissue health and infection. So far the zombie finger looks pretty ok. It has its own heart beat, and is annoyingly painful, but it should eventually be fine.

I don’t recommend almost cutting your finger off.