I Wouldn’t Camp for 5 days if I was…camping

  "So I’m out shopping with my wife a couple of days after a show and this guy stops me and says ‘I saw your show the other day.’  And I said ‘thank you’ which is actually a pretty stupid thing to do because he just said he saw my show, he didn’t say he liked it.  But anyway, I said thank you and continued walking and he says, ‘I was talking to you.’ And then I turned around and said, ‘well, what?’ and he said ‘do you like Garth Brooks?’ and I said yes, but not because I actually like Garth Brooks but because I’m trying to not be an a$$hole because my manager told me I couldn’t anymore no matter what. and then he continues, ‘garth brooks is the only person worth paying to go see.’ so, I’m still trying to be nice and say ‘yes, he’s a great entertainer and he’s got loads of fans, anyway, have a good day.’ then he just continues on, ‘I once camped for five days for garth brooks tickets.’ then I just said, ‘I wouldn’t camp for five days if I was…camping."

  -Ron White, the master of the comedic pause

  Good day to all.  I’m here at work with not much to do.  So, here they finally are, well two of them anyway.  Here’s a couple of pictures of the camping trip.  Here’s a couple of pictures of Krillen and I acting like dorks over the morning breakfast.  Its amazing what you find hilarious out in the woods with no one around.  Hehe.

 
  This is Krillen, my best friend. There’s our campground at Red Canyon. Our morning setup for breakfast.  It was raining off and on, so that’s why the sky looks so grey.  The rain is kind of neat when you’re going to bed in the tent at night, but it sucks during the day.

 
  And this is me, trying to act like the master chef.  There’s our tent that Krillen and I figured out how to put up in about 10/15 minutes even though none of us had ever set up a tent.  That’s our camp stove, various breakfast stuff, our jug of water and camp soap.  and underneath the table is our attempt to keep some of the wood and tinder dry since it was raining off and on.
 
  I’ll put up some more pictures of the camping trip soon.  I’ll also post some new DR: Oz entries soon.  I thought I lost some recent revisions I did to the next chapter, but I found them.  I just have to insert them into the story file and then I’ll post the next chapter.  Until then…or until I get bored again good day to all.

-Damien
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