Make you look 10 years younger…

  Good day to all.  I actually have stuff to write about today! *cues trumpet fanfare*  Hehe, anyway…

  Has anyone seen Unleashed?  Its new out on DVD right now, with Jet Li and Morgan Freeman and Bob Hoskins.  Anyway, since its Jet Li its shown mostly as an action movie.  But there actually aren’t very many action scenes in the movie overall.  Its a great movie though.  Its about this guy named Danny (played by Jet Li) who’s "raised" by Bart (played by Hoskins) like an attack dog.  He’s docile as long as the collar remains on, but once Bart removes it Danny attacks.  When another group puts a hit on Bart by ramming his car with a dump truck and then shooting the car up, Danny believes himself the only survivor.  He then goes to the only person he knows, Sam (played by Morgan Freeman).  He met Sam only a few days before, he’s a blind man that tunes pianos for a living.  So he goes to live with Sam and his young (but still legal) daughter, Victoria.  And through the help of Sam and Victoria he began to live as a human, to discover the human side of him he hasn’t had since he was a child.  Its actually a really good story.  It does have some violent parts to it, but overall its a pretty good movie.  So, that’s my movie suggestion for the day.

  Next, (hehe!) is my video game suggestion for the day.  It sounds cliche, but its Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith.  Not only is it Star Wars fun, but its easy to learn the moves and once you do you can kick some serious ass.  Its great stuff.  

  Now, does anyone watch Nip/Tuck on FX?  If so, did anyone see last night’s episode.  I don’t watch a whole lot of television, mostly cause I’m never home in time or I’m busy when the shows are on.  But FX is in a time zone that’s like two hours ahead, so Nip/Tuck comes on late enough for me to actually watch it regularly.  Anyway, last night’s episode was hilarious.  Julia’s new business, a surgery recovery spa, is floundering, but she refuses to accept defeat and show that Christian and Sean were right. So Julia and Liz are talking to their one and only client, trying to make her more comfortable (buttering her up so she’ll spread the word of their place to her contacts) when Julia’s business partner, Gina comes in complaining about the toliet backing up or something.  Then noticing their client is still there she gets into a conversation with her and finds out she looks ten years younger than she really is.  She finds out that the client has never had plastic surgery on her face, but relates her secret as sperm.  That’s right, human sperm.  She says that her husband liked to give her facials and while that never turned her on, she noticed that her skin looked a whole lot better than before.  So after doing some research Julia finds that its a natural vitamin enriched hormone in sperm that’s doing it, so they take all the rejects from the sperm banks, put a few other face stuff in (lavander, aloe vera or whatever) and create their "signature product."  Of all the people to come in and try it is Joan Rivers, not knowing what the secret ingredient is.  She loves the stuff and makes a deal with them for a 50/50 with her tv endorsments of the product and the business is now filled with clients. 

  So, you hear that ladies?  Start making your boyfriends and husbands help you out.  They’ll never be happier about you taking so long to get ready.  Hehe.  Anyway, my search for a bookcase is still coming up empty.  I’m finding plenty of media towers, but most of those aren’t stable enough to hold books.  So the search continues.  Anyway, I’d better get back to work.  Good day to all.

-Damien