Biblical Wisdom

GW Bush dies in an accident

(thank goodness!!)

and ends up in the line for the afterlife

(probably to only find out that his “God given” mission of violence has given him a one way ticket to hell, but that’s something else entirely *laughs*)

He’s looking around while he’s waiting and sees a man. He goes over and says, “Hey, aren’t you Moses?!” The man just ignores him and continues walking. So GW tries again

(with typical stupid face expression)

“Hey, you’re Moses aren’t you?”

The man continues to ignore him, walking away.

Finally GW catches up to the man, puts a hand on his shoulder and says, “I know you’re Moses.”

The guy finally looks at him and says, “Leave me alone!” GW is suprised and can only think to ask “Why?” Moses finally answers back, “Cause the last time I listened to a Bush I spent 40 years in the desert!!”