Frustrations and childhood memories

I am highly frustrated right about now! I ordered Stephen some Yankee Doodles on the 4th, today is the 12th and I STILL have not received them. They didn’t ship the damn things until the 5th, which is fine, next day, no biggie, but since they have been shipped its been a fking week! Fking FedEx pisses me off, the last time I used them to ship flowers to my Nana they pissed me off! The estimated delivery date for the Doodles was yesterday, just that alone is enough to piss me off. They should have been here last week. So, when I got home and there was no package, I tracked the package online, the last entry was at 6 something yesterday morning saying it was on the truck for delivery. It said nothing else. I called FedEx about a quarter to 8 to see what was going on and the woman told me the trucks usually run until 8 or 8:30 ish, ok that’s fine, they still might make it here. Nope, didn’t come. So when I got to work this morning I checked it again, and there were 2 new entires, one at 6:15 saying no one was home or the business was closed………ummm you tell me why that wasn’t there when I checked at 7:30 a fking entire hour later??? The second one was from 3 this morning saying it was back on the truck. So, I called FedEx again and was very crabby with the guy. I told him I wanted the package left even if no one was home, they should have left it yesterday and this is ridiculous that it is taking so long. He mentioned how the estimated delivery date wasn’t until yesterday, and that if I would just leave a signed and dated note on the door saying to leave the package they could do it, so I told the jackass I wasn’t at home so how was I supposed to do that. I asked that they get in contact with the driver, he said that he would contact whoever but that couldn’t guarantee a contact with the driver. He then said if I could just get someone to leave the note……….who the hell is going to leave the note jackass? NO ONE IS HOME!! So, you can bet your ass I WILL be calling the corporation to let them know how much they suck. To inform them that its ridiculous that I paid more for shipping than the fking snacks themselves and they put a fking week on the estimated delivery time. For the money I paid they should have been here next day. I will demand some sort of compensation for it, either a refund or a reshipment, I don’t give a shit which, but this is bullshit, its not good customer service. If the snacks aren’t left at my house today you can bet your ass I WILL be calling FEDFK back and letting them know how annoyed I am! It’s just ridiculous.

I’m also pissed off at this bitch of a driver from this morning. Ok, on the way to work from Stephens there is a road I take, it starts off 2 lanes, then merges for the next 15 miles or so. Well, Im in the right lane, the lane that doesn’t merge, and this bitch in this truck next to me is obviously in the lane that does, which technically means I have right of way. Well, as we reach the merge, Im behind a truck and the bitch next to me has the nose of her truck even with my truck door, which means I have the entire front of my truck out in front of hers, which puts me technically in the lead, so now not only do I have right away but Im in the lead so she is supposed to get behind me. Noooooo the fking bitch rides along side of me, speeding up just past the merge and shoving me onto the shoulder, I rode beside her for a bit but there was an 18 wheeler sitting in an upcoming driveway ready to pull out, I hit the brakes and the horn and got in behind her. What a fking bitch, I obviously had the right of way and she just felt like being a fking bitch about it. So I stayed on her ass the entire time, memorized her plate just in case and that was that. You tell me what the hell the point of that was when there was traffic in front of her like crazy, it didn’t put her way ahead of me in any sort, she got to her turn off at the same time I did……so what the fk was the point of being a bitch? Fking stupid rude ass people.

I showed Stephen baby picture of me last night. In just a sec I’ll run out to the truck and get some and scan them in for you guys. I was a fking cute kid, too bad I didn’t stay that way. Stephen also got old school Mario Bros yesterday, we played last night. I haven’t played that game in forever and I totally sucked, he kicked my ass royally. It was fun! Stephen also got me the new Gary Allan CD, I didnt have to buy it, WHOO HOOO, he’s too good to me!

Ok, here’s gorgeous me, some of them already say what they are, for those, I wont comment, you can just read!

Top left I think was from grade K. The umbrella pic is my fave one, I dunno why, but it always has been.

I love this pic too, I was probably around 3ish, maybe just maybe 4.

I still remember this alligator shirt. There’s me with PawPaw(moms dad) picking my nose, mowing the grass with dad, I had my first taste of supreme pizza in that walker, I also tumbled out the back door in it.

My first steps….

Around 1991, so I was nearly 8….

Hope you guys enjoyed!