FYI, if you dont have a cell, you cant get laid!

So last night I went out with Danny. Now keep in mind he was my first everything(other than my first love).  That was 5 years ago.  We havent gone out since then or really even seen each other since then.  Anywho…Tuesday night we were talkin on the phone and he invited me out. We get there, look for his pals…cant find them…..I pointed out some guy but he thought I was talking about someone else.  Turns out I was pointing to the right guy.  Anywho….I go to the bar, order myself a drink.  Lookin all cute in my outfit.  The night carries on….his friends leave, we sit down.   I’m starting to feel the drinks and ofcourse getting horny.  Well I was already horny but the drinks aided in making it worse.  So I started eye fking every decent looking guy in there.  Danny starts to get jealous.  I asked if he wanted me to stop and he said yes…..I kept on about why…..finally he said “I still have a little bit of feelings for you”  BLAH!  Well it didnt stop me.  I was eye fking this one black guy hard.  Finally he came over and said to Danny “Man I hope you arent waiting outside for me later to kick my ass”  Thats when we both told him we werent together, Danny got up and I talked to the guy for a bit.  I wasnt interested……just wanted to see if I could catch any little fishies with my bait.  Thats the fun of it……see how many takers you can get.  So the guy left and Danny came back.  There was this other guy that I kept looking at….he went to the bathroom and Danny said he would go talk to him for me.  I told him no, I didnt want to and I tried to pull him back to the table.  Well…..next thing I know Danny is coming out telling me what he said to the dude.  I’m starting to get irritated because I didnt want Danny to do that……I was just enjoying the fun of eye fking him…….now I gotta talk to the fker. 

Anywho…..he comes outta the restroom and comes straight to our table.  Introduces himself as Brian and right off the bat I knew that the eye fking was all I was interested in.  Anywho……Danny takes off so I make convo with this dude…..or try to…..that I’m not interested in.  And FYI his grill was fked up.  I could tell right off he was a jerk.  Apparently he wasnt mature enough to handle the fact that I was out with my ex and that it was my ex that approached him.  He kept saying he didnt understand that…….asking if we hang out alot and such.  Dull conversation continues…..then he mentions me having a cell phone.  I told him I didnt.  He started to ask what I do if someone wants to get in touch with me “Well they can call my house and I’ll call them back” “So youre always home” “No I’m always at work”  Before I knew it he was saying “Well here let me make this easy for you” and the bastard walked off.  WTF because I dont have a cell?  Ummm hello I dont need one of those…..I barely even use the home phone……what the hell am I going to do with a cell?  Although I used to have one and I plan on getting one within the next few months.  Honestly I think that he either A) wasnt interested and used a lame excuse or B) Wasn’t mature enough about the ex thing and again used a lame excuse.  So here I am sitting at this table looking like a fool.  I wasnt interested in the guy….but still that hurt bad.  I had just got done telling Danny the reason I dont approach guys is because I’m not confident enough.  So I got up, went the opposite direction of asshole and found Danny.  I saw the guy watching me move across the room.  FK YOU ASSHOLE!  I told Danny I was ready to go and as we were walking out he was trying to figure out what was wrong…..asking if I wanted him to go back in and kick the guys ass.  I yelled “I’m fine”  as I was digging out my keys.  On the way home I was telling him how shitty I felt and this and that.  Honestly I cant be mad at Danny, he thought he was doing me a favor……I asked him not to do it again…..let me enjoy the game…..I dont wanna catch anything.  I know he felt like shit for it…..::shrugs:: so did I though.  I just wanted to get laid….who I was there with, why I was there and if I had a cell phone were beside the point…….right?  Yeah, thats what I thought too.

So I got home……..horny as fk still and tried to call Andrew……..in bed already.  Trae will be up…..we can have some hot phone sex……even though I hate phone sex…….I just wanted to get off with someone.  I called…….he was still out and about…..told me to call him back in 20 minutes.  I peeled off my clothes……and put on my thigh highs.  Looking all sexy like I pulled out my digi cam and vibe and began to take picture after picture.     Nearly an hour later I called Trae all fking worked up and got off listening to him squirm on the other side of the line.  Trae gets me soooo fking hot…….I wanna fk the shit outta him.

I didnt mention this….but I submitted a few ‘special’ pics to a website and they got posted…..got pretty good reviews so I submitted more.  They havent been posted yet……and then today I submitted some from last night.  I’m such a fking kinky bitch…….I LOVE that sorta thing…….knowing strangers are looking at my pics and getting all hot and bothered……..I love voyeurism/exhibitionism……its soooooooo fking hoooooooooootttttttttttt!!  Damn, I’m fking horny again.  I would post my fave pic of last nights set but I dunno how readers would like that so I wont.  I’ll just leave it up to your imagination.

TATA folks!