Just Another Day At The Office….

Damn….its been real nice the past while. Waking up to beautiful days is real nice indeed. Feels good to walk around in this nice weather..soaking in some warm sunshine. Makes for nice nights at work..I can stand outside sometimes and get some fresh air…sometimes the bar gets real stuffy and hot…so I stand outside and shoot the breeze with some of the customers and other staff. Within the last couple of weeks I’ve caught 4 minors trying to get into the bar with someone elses ID card. Dunno whats with the minors tryin to get in…dummies. They try to play dumb…then after they know they’ve been busted they try to get the ID back..no dice. By law I can arrest them and hold them until the police show up. Impersonation is a serious offence and it goes on yer permanent record. If they want the ID back they have to get an officer to verify that it is them…and if it is them they get it back..if not they are fined and arrested. Tonite this girl tried to get in..she didnt even like who was in the picture and her signature didnt match..I made her sign her name and I compared the signatures on the license and the piece of paper. No match…I confiscated the ID and she got angry. She argued up and down and wanted the ID back, but I told her she wasnt getting it back and I told her to leave. Then she starts mouthing off to me…then she walks to the door, still lipping off to me. Then she hits me in the stomach! I was like…"WHAT THE FUCK?" She curses at me some more then kicks at me and hits me in the arm. I warned her not to do it again…she came at me again while I was standing in the doorway….I wasnt gonna have it and I threw a hard shot. But her friend grabbed her before I could make contact. She was lucky…my fist missed her face by 2 inches…she woulda been out cold. Listen…I DO NOT like the fact of hittin a chick..but if I’m in danger or having absolutely no choice but to defend myself, I will have no choice but to strike. And thats what I did..I had to defend myself. I wasnt gonna let her hit me again..I coulda had her charged with assault but what the fuck for…dont need the headache. She left eventually…but I wasnt pleased with how she acted to me..some peoples children..but ah well just another day at the office. Well..this ends here…I will return soon…Basta.

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