Dont Know How I Do It….

The weekend was super busy…I was impressed..we made cover on the door again both nights, so it was nice to have a little bit of cash in our pockets. Wasnt much to speak of on the weekend, was a quiet weekend really..no incidents on Friday and Saturday. Sunday was different..the twits always come out on the quiet nights. I think we asked 4 different people to leave for bein dumb, especially the last guy we threw out. He was definitely on something cuz wow..he was acting real fucked up. So we watched him for a while…he would laugh to himself and talk to himself. He even licked a 5$ dollar bill..so we knew what was on that bill was makin him trip. I asked him to leave and I was real nice to him…and he went quietly..but he didnt like my partner for some reason. But when we got to the door he tried to take a swing at my partner, so we subdued him and took him to the ground. The cops just happened to be outside cuz they were dealing with another incident that happened earlier..I missed that one cuz I was in the washroom..what are the chances of that happening eh? 🙂 Anyhow..I called the cops over and they dealt with him, they told him to leave or else they will put him in jail..so he left. After that it was quiet…everyone was out of the bar before closing, so it made closing up and stuff much easier. Yesterday was quiet too til the end…it was dead in the bar..I dont think we had anything or 50 people all night long…was rather boring. At the end of the night though we asked some bozo to leave..he was trying super hard to pick up these girls and he wouldnt take no for an answer, so we told him to get lost. He argued but he left, swearing and cussin at us..but we didnt give a shit..just another dumbass drunk. There were these 2 girls that were in the bar and man they were fucking hot..I was checking out these ladies all night long..they were super fine. Just before closing they left but they came back to get a couple of friends they came with to the bar. The one girl was a super cute redhead..and she would wink at me here and there during the time they were there. At the end of the night when they came back she came up to me..and asked me my name and stuff. We exchanged named and stuff and she just came right out and said "You know..u are damn cute." and she kissed me not once, not twice but 3 times. I was like.."Wow..thank you very much!" My partner and the d.j. were standing behind me when this was happening and they just smiled and shook their heads…they wonder how I do it..I wish I knew. Anyhow..this ends here..I will return soon..Basta.

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