His Divine Halloween.

Right after coming home from work today, I stopped by the local candy shop to stock up on Halloween goodies to prepare for a fun and exciting Halloween night. Unfortunately, my fun was ruined when a bunch of total strangers and their kids showed up at my door, demanding that I had over the candy I had been planning on enjoying. The good news is that it was nothing my flamethrower couldn’t handle.

The end.

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November 1, 2011

Moral of the story: Don’t buy candy until after Halloween. It’s cheaper.

November 1, 2011

They demanded that you “had” over the candy huh? I hate when that happens.

November 1, 2011

Man, nobody even came to my door, which is kind of sad because I was entertaining fantasies of reaching into the kids’ bags and grabbing their candy like they brought me a birthday present. “HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?” ::slams door::

November 1, 2011

As I recall, I was expressly forbidden from writing entries about [HDS]

November 20, 2011

RYN: Well I was referring to mortals and not to crazy evil insect space tyrants.

December 13, 2011

How was Knoxville not already ruined for you?

January 12, 2012

I just like to open the door and tell them Santa’s not real :)).

May 13, 2012

RYN: Well now I just sleep on a pile of animal skins.

June 26, 2012

^I wish I could remember what that was in reference to. Because it’s a lie, unless you count babies as animals.

June 29, 2012

You’re getting all nicer and wiser in your old age! You probably have, like, a philosopher beard or a library now. 🙂 (Also, thank you for the advice. few days later, and she seems to be coping as well as can be expected.)

December 1, 2012

RYN: Oh believe me, I know. I still feel guilty about the jar of cookie butter I ate, so it’s definitely going to be a rare thing. Plus I’m still waiting for, like, a SWAT team to jump in through the windows, guns blazing, all “You smoked POT? Well you’re going to jail, little missy. FOREVER. Throw away the key!”

June 9, 2013

MaDBaLL is BACK!!!! Let the reign of terror begin again.

September 28, 2013

Well the site was running very slowly and kept going down. After a few outages, people were freaking out, and packing their bags for some other site called Prosebox. I downloaded my diary JIC. The Diary Master has ceased maintaining the site, but some other person seems to have taken his place. The outages were due to some hardcore maintenance being done, so the panic was for naught. Viva OD!

November 22, 2013

I miss you my old friend.