I’m taking this survey to prove Gaslight wrong.

1. What time did you get up this morning? 5am, 7am, 11am.
2. Diamonds or pearls? Rhombi.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?  Cloverfield.  Never has been getting completely motion sick in a theatre been so much fun. 
4. What is your favorite TV show? Battlestar Galactica.  I don’t care what anyone says, anything with killer robots rules by default.
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young.
6. What is your middle name? Leonardo, as in diCaprio, but without the pretentious environmentalist BS included.
7. What food do you dislike? Anything poisonous gets a thumbs-down from me.  Which means pretty much every kind of Thai food. 
8. What is your favorite CD at the moment?  Anything earning over 5% rate of return on investment.
9. What kind of car do you drive? A Toyota Corolla purchased to spite the American automakers industry. 
10. Favorite sandwich?  Mmmmm.  Sandwich.
11. What characteristic do you despise?  Intolerance of my blatant pretension.
12. Favourite item of clothing? The kind people wear.
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?  The moon.  No annoying crowds of tourists and I hear the view is excellent.
14. Favourite brand of clothing? Clothing has brands? 😀
15. Where would you retire to? My quarters.
16. What was your most recent memorable birthday?  2000.
17. Favourite sport to watch? Blitzball. 
18. Furthest place you are “tagging” this?  Huh?
19. Person you expect to send it back first? Wha?
20. When is your birthday? My fake internet birthday is on May 30th, 1982
21. Are you a morning person or a night person? Night!
22. What is your shoe size? 9.5. I have wide duck-feet.
23. Pets?  None.
24. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with us?  I win at life.
25. What did you want to be when you were little?  An intergalactic supervillian.  I am one of those few lucky kids who got to realize his dream.
26. How are you today? Victorious.
27. What is your favourite candy?  Mmmm.  Candy.
28. What is your favourite flower? Black lotus.
29. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to?  Retirement. 😀
30. What’s your full name? Nice try – I like not having my identity stolen.
31. What are you listening to right now?  The sounds of silence.
32. What was the last thing you ate? Can’t recall.
33. Do you wish on stars? I’ve never even though about this before.
34. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Bloody hell?
35. How is the weather right now? Warm! 0.p
36. The first person you spoke to on the phone today? These questions are so boring.
37. Favourite soft drink? Fizzy Bubelech.
38. Favourite restaurant? Sliders.  Anyone in the SF or San Jose area NEEDS to try this place at least once, esp if you are a burger fan.
39. Real hair colour? Duh.
40. What was your favourite toy as a child? It’s a toss-up between my SNES and Legos. 
41. Hugs or kisses? o.O
42. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate AND vanilla!
43. Coffee or tea? Tea, especially with sorghum.
44. Do you want your friends to email you back? About what?
45. When was the last time you cried?  OMFG.
46. What is under your bed? Monsters
47. What did you do last night?  Worked my ass off because coworkers fail at life.
48. What are you afraid of?  Tornados.  How anyone can openly choose to live in the midwest is still a mystery to me.
49. Salty or sweet? It depends.
50. How many keys on your key ring? 5. House key, car key, post office key, luggage key, and silver key to the gate of dreams. =
51. Favorite day of the week? Friday. 
52. If you could choose your talent, what would it be? Respawning.
53. Do you make friends easily?  Yes, but not as easily as I destroy them.
54. How many people will you tag this to? Nobody.
55. How many will respond? It doesn’t matter.  I’ve accomplished my mission. 😀