A top-secret anti-terrorism strategy.
1). Execute a deadly airstrike against a town in Pakistan where an al-Qaida leader is rumored to be having dinner, killing innocent civilians in the process (while missing the aforementioned leader).
2). Publicize the blunder in the international news media.
3). Wait for angry crowd of Pakistanis to gather in one place to burn flags and demand "Death to America!"
Angry Crowd of Pakistanis.
4). Execute another deadly airstrike into that crowd, killing many not-so-innocent civilians.
Somehow, I doubt step 4 would ever happen, but if it did one day, I wouldn’t be surprised.
-His Divine Shadow
Kill all Muslims. Kill all religious nuts. Kill all Steeler fans. Kill everybody. Hey look! Peace!
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We must fight for peace! or something like that…
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It’s all about the O.
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Mmm-hmm. *nods* RYN: Somehow I seriously doubt that. (The ugly part.)
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Somehow, this reminded me of those damn mastercard commericials
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We should all just smoke a joint and talk things over. LOL Yeah, right…but I’ll still smoke a joint…Ow Ow
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amen to that. Unfortunately I have a crush on Soledad Obrien, so I do watch CNN in the morning sometimes (well, used to anyway)
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Oy.
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RYN: But… I… Um… I’ll come back later when I have something to say. WTF pictures did you see?? *worries* I wish you accepted private notes. Somehow I don’t see you doing that, though. *wry grin*
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Yeah, we suck.
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Chris, you need to stop making people like you. Back in The Day, this entry would have had about a million hate notes on it. Isn’t there a depressed teenager posse for you to piss off, somewhere?
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i agree with the above. so many people should object to an entry like this, but no. I don’t object. I don’t even care. But I did like the sentiment behind it.
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Like the government wouldn’t cover that up saying the New Evil As Hitler Doodah was there.
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His Divine Mandrid.
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Hicks would kick your ass for talking shit about him.
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oh, noters…Please don’t kill all muslims. My sister-in-law is muslim, i love her. and please don’t even think about killing all arabs because then i’ll be dead and I’ll make sure I’ll come back as a ghost to haunt you all! Because we’re all evil like that! Damn arabs. ryn: wow. thank you. what an ego boost! you really made my day. 🙂
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killing muslims is the new black.
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ShadowFag can’t suck cock for shit. He can take that 18″ double headed dildo pretty far up the old poop chute, however.
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you so crazy. i’ll go get the platic spoons too, just in case.
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RYN Thanks for your note in my tattoo entry, I love tattoos and I will be getting more if I could handle anymore pain and waste anymore money. hehe
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Heh. Love your ummm…ticker?
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RYN LMFAO @ the cheeseburgers. I agree! Or a heck of a lot of pizzas! No but for real, $2,000 is a lot, depending on the wads of money you’ve got and what you enjoy in life – some people waste on tattoos, some on other junk like drugs and other dumb things. lol So I guess it’s one of the best ways to waste extra money you got. lol.
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AYB forgot Kill All Raiders Fans, fer sher.
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AND! I never call you a bio-whatsit. Pff. I call you Megatron and you never show up on my AIM thing anymore, I just realized. Pah!
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