The 10 Most Overrated/hyped Movies Ever

1). Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977)
2). Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
3). Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983)
4). Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999)
5). Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones (2002)
6). Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005)
7). The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
8). The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
9). The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
10). Anything remotely involved with Mystery Science Theater 2000/3000.

I should also mention that I am openly recruiting people for my new quest – the massacre of fans of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. This crap would go NOWHERE if it wasn’t for its jackass cult following, so I plan on doing the world a favor by wiping them off the map. I’ve seen retards in the alley with more taste and brains than the dopes who swoon for this shit. I may not be able to bury an axe in the face of the asshole responsible for making The Rocky Horror Picture Show, but I am more than willing to settle for murdering the entire fanbase of this atrocity.

I should warn anyone who is interested that there will be a lot of punching, kicking, biting, chopping, crushing, mutilating, strangling, stabbing, blasting, goring, hacking, slashing, burning, flaying, shooting, impaling, and disembowling involved in this mission of mine, so lazy bastards with weak stomachs for mayhem need not apply. Anyone who is interested in joining my gang of trouble makers who isn’t a total slack-ass and isn’t turned off by the sight of some goth-punk junkie weirdo biting it in only the most horrible ways imaginable should e-mail me immediately.

-His Divine Shadow

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December 24, 2005

I will join your mission, if only for the hacking. I do enjoy a good hacking.

December 24, 2005

King Kong is also highly over rated

December 24, 2005

You know I <3 you, but I find Rocky Horror enjoyable… Sorry hon.

Pfft, you must be really bored.

December 24, 2005

I never even bothered seeing Lord of the ring, and now it has become a effort to never watch them during my time on earth. You wanna know what else is hyped garbage? Myspace. Next person who asks if I have one or sends me to theirs will get a hard kick in the taint.

December 24, 2005

I’ve never seen any of the Star Wars movies – I think I’m the only one too! LOL Happy Holidays Chris!

yeah im gonna have to sort of……disagree with you on that one. I don’t think lord of the rings was overrated but I have always wondered why Star Wars was so high on the API’s (is that the right acronym) top 100 list.

December 24, 2005

Sorry trippynine, I have to join you on that bandwagon. I’ve never seen any of the Star Wars movies either. I have to agree with you completely about LOTR movies. I hate those things even though everyone else I know seems to be gaga over them.

December 24, 2005

Don’t kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

December 24, 2005

I have seen every single one of those movies except 10. AND- I’ve been to live performances of Rocky Horror. I have the address to a weekly gathering. Just let me make some phone calls to make sure some people ARE there, and some aren’t………. <3 Sara Merry whatever hunny

Aw, Chris, I like RHPS! You can try to kill me, but remember–zombie Karl Popper will come after you.

I don’t much care for those movies either. Merry Christmas! -Taran

December 27, 2005

Okay.. i like lord of the rings. But im country biased. Youve got to admit they had pretty good effects? And if not wasnt the cinematography beautiful? <3 New Zealand!

December 28, 2005

Ok I know you do not like me and that is fine but finally we have found a common ground… I HATE Rocky Horror Picture show or RHPS as its whores that follow put it. That show plays in my town 3 times a year and everytime it brings idiot girls and guys together to join in cross dressing madness!!

January 18, 2006

dude WTF? MST3K is the best show ever.

January 22, 2006

you forgot all the Harry Potters.