His Divine Shadow’s Most Wanted

This entry is optimized for Internet Explorer 5.0 and above. I didn’t do compatibility testing with other browsers cos I don’t really care. I had to host this offsite since JavaScript coding is not allowed in entries, which I guess really makes sense. I am sure the Diary Master would agree with me when I say that potentially malicious JavaScript code should not be allowed in entries, but potentially malicious JavaScript in a diary title page is okay.

The Babes of OpenDiary

The babes entry is finally up. I know it is a piece of shit compared to the last one, but that’s mostly cos a good deal of the top-shelf babes bailed or went bitch on me for no apparent reason. Most of the chicks who did send me pics also sent shitty quality pics, which I posted anyway purely out of spite. However, I like the design of this entry better than the last one. I am surprised I didn’t have this idea before. I rule.

Oh and to all the people who would argue that any/all of the women on this list are ugly, that I am racist for not including minorites, or that I am a misogynist for doing this entry at all…

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Fuck you. Nobody cares, asshole.

-His Divine Shadow

Disclaimer: I have solid permission from each participant to use their image in this entry. If anyone wishes to contest that, good luck – I saved all notes and conversations on the issue. Conversely, no one else, other than the respective owners of these images, has permission to use any of these images for any public reason. Take them and use them without it, and you will be reported, your diary defaced, and your family tortured and enslaved, among other things.

***[ADDENDUM]***

Apparently, someone DOES have a problem with this entry this time around:

“This is ridiculous. My pity on the women sad enough to send you a pic.
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[josmama]

     Apparently, this diarist, who will heretofore be knowns as [BigMouthedHeffer] seems to think that my patheticness is surpassed only by that of the chicks who agreed to be a subject of this entry. Coming from someone who has nothing better to do than prattle on about her ugly kids and bitch about her self-image issues, I somehow doubt that [BigMouthedHeffer]’s criticism will weigh very heavily on my mind. It almost makes me want to default to that high-school argument that the only real reason [BigMouthedHeffer] is pissed at all is cos she’s jealous that no one really thinks much of her, but I will leave any further insults to the babes who she so blatantly insulted with this note. Oh, and MaD, if you are reading this, this dumb hag was also stupid enough to post pictures of her kids. Feel free to use at your lesiure.

-His Divine Shadow