story time
hey there boys, girls, and those with a little of both. please forgive the probably glaring typing errors, as it’s late, and i havent slept much lately.
so yeah, i tried changing the format a bit, cuz i was bored, and because i thought it could give some life to my otherwise mundane writings.
so i got in a car crash last tuesday, got t-boned by a minivan. el camino’s beat up, but we can fix her.
was gonna go to six flags again today, but work ashley was being a bitch, and wouldnt give us a ride down there. fucking ashley…
football is a month away, so i’ve been trying to push myself harder, so i can get good enough to play. coach spaeth (the head coach) wants eastman (a mother fucking stupid stoner) to move from tackle to guard, and shnieder (annoying, chauvanistic asshole) to move from defence to guard. so unless coach lew (line coach) tells him not to mess with a good thing, ie. the nick line. we’ve got our shit down, and we’re good at what we do. we can adapt faster then eastballs, and know what we’re doing. unlike either of the other two.
abruptly switching gears…
things with laura are going great. we’re spending alot of time together, and we’re really close. it’s been over two months, and i can honestly say i love her. she’s starting to open up now, she lets me kiss her when our friends are around, im glad she’s more comfortable with that now. she hasnt told her folks yet, and im not gonna rush her, but her mom seems like she’d be pretty understanding, and her dad cant hurt me too much, cuz i brought him pig roast, and today homemade cherry jelly…it’s good stuff. im not sure how they CANT know about us yet, what with all the time we’ve been spending together as of late. she leaves friday for a two week vacation in michigan, so expect more frequent posts here…
i’ve got a dentist appointment tomorrow at 10:45, and i know exactly what they’re gonna say “you need to floss every day” i hate flossing, i hate it with a passion. if i wanted to cut my gums all to hell, i’d use a razor, not a piece of waxy string.
went to the tom petty concert at summerfest, it was FUCKING awesome! it was me, laura, sherman, katie, and the bear (sarah). the concert was amazing, every good tom petty song you can think of, and a few new ones. there’s were lighters in the air the entire time. the only down side was the walk out. being a biggest music festival in the world, in the city famous for beer, it’s an understatement to say some of the people leaving were sloshed. everybody was full blown smashed. this made laura pretty nervous, but i threw a few shoulders and elbows, and got us through safe and sound. the, while walking the 1 1/2 miles back to the car, some skinny guy bumps into sherman and yells “what? you wanna go? you scrawny mother fucker?” now, normally, this would be scary, excapt it was sherman. he’s about 6 foot, and a very, very solid 285 pounds. he could have dropped this guy in a heartbeat, and i was right behind him (im about 4 inches and 50 pounds lighter, but just as intimidating when i wanna be).
so yeah, now you’re about caught up on my excuse for a life, so i’ll go and get my 5 required hours of sleep and get ON TO THE MUSIC!!!
Song of the Day
Sympathy for the Devil
by: the Rolling Stones
Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around st. petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me lucifer
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ill lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, baby, whats my name
Tell me, sweetie, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
nothign from nowhere, im no one at all. nick.
dude screw flossing, thats the dentists job. wtf this thing doesnt let u type the F word.
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and another thing, that dont count as a car crash. now mine was a car crash
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Yay for football time!! Huggs Mermz
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Huggs
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f*ck … that’s @hotmail.com im half asleep…
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giggle giggle
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