AHOY MATEYS!

hey there boys, girls, and those with a little of both.

today, so far, is a good day.my dad woke me up at about 10:30 to tell me that him and aaron are gonna be gone fishing all day. my mom’s at forensics (she’s the holy angels coach). General Sherman is pulling an open-close at kfc, and the beast is taking the ACT’s. G-Pa is up north with aunt mary, so im home alone for most of the day, and it’s f-ing AWESOME! this is the first time in weeks that i’ve been able to kick back, crank some AC-DC, and just relax. so im still in my sleepin pants, i’ve dropped about 4 pepsi’s, and have no intention of working on the homework i have from 3 days of being sick. the question becomes…how do i want to waste today? well, i know for a fact that when im done with this im going to go start a full scale war against the fridge and reap the spoils. methinks perhaps some of the cassarole from last week would suit me well. but for now i will ammuse you all with random thoughts that bounce around in my mind from time to time:

can fish drown?

what caused the big bang to go bang?

why havent crocodiles evolved?

what would happen if cats had opposable thumbs?

if you’re going the speed of sound and fart, do you smell it before you hear it?

why dont my fish like it when i play scuba steve in their tank?

how could anyone have thought up something as twisted as a Boohbah?

if two snakes started eating each other’s tails, what would happen?

if the pope goes to the bathroom, is it holy shit?

why do i keep rambling when we could be getting ON WITH THE MUSIC!

Song of the day

School days

by: AC-DC

Up in the morning and out to school

The teacher is teaching the golden rule

American history and practical maths

You studyin’ hard and you’re hopin’ to pass

Ooh you’re working your fingers right down to the bone

And the guy behind you won’t leave you alone

Ring ring goes the bell

The cook in the kitchen is ready to sell

But you’re lucky if you can find a seat

You’re fortunate if you got time to eat

Well back in the classroom open your books

Ooh the teacher don’t know how mean she looks

Hail hail rock ‘n’ roll, hail hail rock ‘n’ roll

Hail hail rock ‘n’ roll, hail hail rock ‘n’ roll

Hail hail rock ‘n’ roll, hail hail rock ‘n’ roooooll

As soon as 3 o’clock goes around

You finally lay your burden down

Throw down your books and outta your seat

You go down the hallway into the street

And you’re tryin’ to forget just where you’ve been

You find a juke joint, you go in

You drop the quarter right into the slot

You gotta hear something that’s really hot, (like me)

With the one you love you’re makin’ romance

All day long they wanted to dance

And you’re feeling the music from head to toe

As round and round and round you go

Get over here

Long live rock ‘n’ roll, long live rock ‘n’ roll

Long live rock ‘n’ roll, long live rock ‘n’ roll

Long live rock ‘n’ roll, long live rock ‘n’ roll, hey

Rock, rock, rock ‘n’ roll, rock, rock, rock ‘n’ roll

Rock, rock, rock ‘n’ roll, rock, rock, rock ‘n’ roll

Rock, rock, rock ‘n’ roll, rock, rock, rock ‘n’ roll, c’mon

Rock, rock, rock ‘n’ roll, rock, rock, rock ‘n’ roll

Rock, rock, rock ‘n’ roll, rock, rock, rock ‘n’ roll

Rock, rock, rock ‘n’ roll, rock, rock, rock ‘n’ roll

nothing form nowhere, im no one at all. nick.