Im gona be a bear.

In this life I am a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hybernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that. Before you hybernate, You’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. When your a girl bear, you birth your children(who are the size of walnuts)while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddley cubs. I could definately deal with that. if your a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get outta line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If you’re a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. he expects that who will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup…gonna be a bear…