Stolen Survey Twice Removed

I have never done one of these before. I’ll try not to over do them.

01) My uncle once: took me for a ride on his motorcycle.

02) Never in my life: have I worn anything bought at the Gap.

03) When I was five: I used to play in the mud.

04) High School was: hazy at best.

05) I will never forget: this one night in Sacramento.

06) I once met: Rhamstien.

07) There’s this girl I know who: says she wants to marry me.

08) Once, at a bar: I was tripping on shrooms and I saw a guy with no pants on. He just had a sock over his penis. It was very surreal

09) By noon I usually: have to be at work

10) Last night: I got stoned and played videogames with a friend. Plus Lucas brought me back sushi from dinner. Yummy.

11) If I only had: the moneys

12) Next time I go to church: I’ll be in a coffin.

13) Terry Schiavo: I’m not touching this one.
14) I have a confession to make: I once accidently killed a bunny. I was so upset.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: Lucas in bed sleeping.

16) When I turn my head right, I see: a picture on the wall in watercolor. It says Lucas’s world and has a stick figure giving everyone the finger. lol

17) You know I’m lying when: I tell you I’ll do it later.

18) Everyday, I constantly think about: my vacation.

19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: The shrew.

20) By this time next year: I will be living in a house hopefully.

21) A better name for me would be: Jackal.

22) I have a hard time understanding: why people need to kill each other.

23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: take photography and try to get a job I like.

24) You know I like you if: I pay attention to you.

25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: My friends.

26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are old dead guys.

27) Take my advice, never: pet a burning dog.

28) My ideal breakfast is: Waffles with bananas and cool whip.

29) A song I love, but do not have is: I can hardly wait.

30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you not be homophobic.

31) Tulips are: kind of pretty from a distance.

32) Why won’t anyone: be honest about how they feel at the start.

33) If you spend the night at my house: you’d be forced to watch bad horror movies and take shots.

34) I’d stop my wedding for: the death of someone close to me.

35) The world could do without: Idiots.

36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: umm actually I’d rather not. Thanks anyway.

37) My favorite blonde is: Sandy.

38) Paper clips are more useful than: chop sticks.

39) If I do anything well: it’s write.

40) And by the way: I love my kitty DOC.

41) The last time I was drunk: I fell down a couple times and smashed my face, but I had a good time.