And Finally the Answer You’ve all Been Awaiting

My score: 182

You’re a danger to society. We’ll see you on COPS.

The Slease Quiz Scoring

0-20 The Church is too corrupt for you
21-40 You barely make the scale. Is your heart beating?
41-60 Approaching normal. You aren’t much fun on a date, are you?

61-100 Normal. You use your right hand just like everyone else.
101-130 Above average. You’ve got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You’re enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You’re a danger to society. We’ll see you on COPS.
200+ STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!

Hmm…I had no idea I was this dirty. I think I’ll go take a shower now. BY MYSELF!