The Slease Quiz

(Points are at the end of each question.) Results for your score are in the next entry.
Question Number Have you Ever????

yes 1. Ever laughed at someone else’s misfortune? (1 point)
yes 2. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points)
yes 3. Ever tried alcohol? (1 point)
yes 4. Ever been drunk? (2 points)
yes 5. Ever play drinking games? (2 points)
yes 6. Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 points)
yes 7. Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 points)
yes 8. BONUS: Throwing up on yourself or another person (1 extra point)
yes 9. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before (5 points)
no 10. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points)
no 11. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5 points)
no 12. Do you drink regularly…at least 3 times a week? (3 points)
no 13. BONUS:…at least 4 times a week? (1 extra point)
no 14. BONUS:…at least 5 times a week? (1 extra point)
no 15. BONUS:…at least 6 times a week? (1 extra point)
no 16. BONUS:…at least 7 times a week? (1 extra point)
yes 17. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4 points)
yes 18. Ever try pot? (4 points)
yes 19. Ever try hash? (4 points)
yes 20. Ever try magic mushrooms? (4 points)
yes 21. Do you do drugs regularly? (4 points)
no 22. BONUS: 4 times a week? (4 extra points)
yes 23. Ever bought “soft drugs”? (4 points)
yes 24. Ever sell drugs? (8 points)
no 25. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points)
no 26. Ever use barbiturates? (8 points)
yes 27. Ever use hallucinogens? {i.e.. LSD} (8 points)
yes 28. Ever use narcotics? (10 points)
yes 29. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points)
yes 30. Ever been on a date? (2 points)
yes 31. Ever been felt up or groped? (2 points)
no 32. BONUS: Orgasm? (2 extra points)
yes 33. Ever had sexual intercourse? (6 points)
yes 34. BONUS: On the first date? (2 extra points)
yes 35. Ever taken a bath or shower with someone of the opposite sex (5 points)
no 36. Ever paid for sex? (8 points)
yes 37. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4 points)
yes 38. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? (8 points)
yes 39. Ever engage in oral sex? (4 points)
no 40. BONUS: Orgasm? (2 extra points)
yes 41. Ever engage in anal sex? (6 points)
no 42. BONUS: Orgasm? (2 extra points)
yes 43. Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 points)
no 46. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points)
yes 47. Ever have sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 points)
yes 48. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9 points)
yes 49. Ever had sex in a public place? (6 points)
no 50. Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? (4 points)
yes 51. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10 points)
yes 52. Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification? (8 points)
yes 53. Ever use sex toys? (6 points)
no 54. Ever pass out during sex? (5 points)
yes 57. Ever bought anything in a sex shop? (3 points)
no 58. Ever lick or have someone lick your: Eyebal (1 point)
yes 59. Ever lick or have someone lick your: Toes (2 points)
yes 60. Ever lick or have someone lick your: Ears (1 point)
no 61. Ever have sex with a relative? (5 points)
yes 62. Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? (6 points)
yes 63. Do necrophelia, pedophilia, and/or bestiality turn you on? (20 points)
yes 64. Ever been arrested? (8 points)
no 65. BONUS: Convicted? (7 extra points)