Vaseline for Breakfast

So I am trying to lose some weight. Sort of. I try to use fat free or low fat versions of the things I eat often. That way if I do happen to eat something that isn’t fat free I don’t feel too bad. This theory of mine has paid off off and on but that’s ok. I don’t really obsess about things like that anyway. So I picked up Smart Beat non fat spread. Spread? Here is the problem. This stuff does not melt. I was making mashed potato for dinner one night. I had the milk, water, and Smart Beat in a pan. It’s boiling away and there is just a chunk of the Smart Beat floating around. I have brought other non fat spread before. Promise I think. Which melted, albeit it looked a little funny. Which lead me to wonder what exactly it is that I am putting In my body. My friend Billy says it’s Vaseline. That’s a pleasant thought. Yeech! 8-$

On to a new topic. It’s been 2 Thursdays which means the new foamy is out. Woo HOO! I love foamy. The cartoon is so fucked up. Also is very short so you can watch it even if you are pressed for time. So I thought I’d leave a little link. However, if you are the type of person who gets easily offended you may want to skip it. If not, It’s pretty funny most of the time. http://www.illwillpress.com/ . Hope you get a chance to stop by and enjoy the show.