Saturday Night Activities

Saturday night was my night for all my Halloween partying.  So without further ado, here’s how it went:

To set the tone – I spent the evening in a corset with garters, mesh stockings, massive pleather boots with platform heels and lacing up the back, underwear that tied up the front, a black skirt with mesh overlay, mesh gloves with no fingers, and a turquoise leopard print purse.

I began my evening at a dinner party with old high school friends.  Now, I’m in the habit of always bringing something to a dinner party – usually booze.  So I picked up a couple of cases of coolers on my way, and on arriving I discovered that I was the only one to bring stuff.  Oh well.  I drank 3 coolers over the course of the party, beating out the halves that most other people had.  I started doing drugs here, right before I left when I hit the washroom.

Headed down to Club 23 after that, where I checked my skirt at the coat check with my jacket.  I watched the drag king show and consumed a beer.  I love drag kings.  Love love love the drag kings.  I gave three $5 tips to the kings, one of which was shoved down the front of my buddy Ed’s pants.  Beautiful.  Got severely shot down by Shawna at one point and had to have a quick little talk with her.  Consumed more drugs at the drag king show and after the show rounded up a group of people to head over to the dyke bar, Lick.

Spent the rest of the night at Lick… got there at probably 1:30am or so, and stayed till they closed at 3am.  Did a lot of dancing, had a Long Island iced tea, and consumed more drugs.  Got shot down by Andrea when I arrived and brought her to the washroom to fuck.  Fucking awesome party though – I had a great time.  My best partier friends were there, and it was pretty rowdy.  The highlight of this portion of the evening was when I climbed onto the bar with my favourite bartender and shoved a $5 bill down her bra with my teeth while getting sprayed with beer.

At the end of the night a friend of Liz’s had an address for an afterparty written on her chest with Sharpie, so we went to the address (conveniently nearby) and participated in the festivities.  I consumed yet more drugs (and lost half a gram of blow – which I’m kinda choked about, but is probably for the better in the long run).  Fucked in the washroom at the party and got walked in on by the gal who sprayed me with beer at the bar – who had walked in on me with the same person last weekend.

Left the party with two chicks and went home for some threesome action.  They left and I went to bed at 7am – after I had tried calling two numbers to see if other people were up to keep partying.

I woke up at 11am feeling sick and after hitting the clinic I now know that I have an eye infection, sinus infection, and a cold.  You can’t blame it all on the drugs (although they definitely aggravated it) – i was sick before I even went out on Saturday night, but went out anyways because I really needed to blow off some steam.

I’m feeling kinda stressed – whenever I look at my email inbox and see how much shit I need to do in the next few days and how much shit I need to reply to, my heart starts beating really fast and I just want to quit everything and hide in bed.  And I’m still unemployed and want to have a better job than working at a strip club.

I’m really glad that I took the weekend to myself though – I haven’t partied that hard in months, and it felt really good to go to my degree of "all out".  Damn.