I am the worst person alive…

….because I never update my diary. It has got to the point where my girlfriend logs into my account and makes an entry saying how much I suck because I never write in here. I am a bad person and I should be ashamed of myself. I do not deserve to have this diary. It should be taken away from me and I should be punished…severly. In fact, I should be tortured for months on end and given only cheese to eat. No meat. Ever. And definitely no fish finger sandwiches.

I wonder how long it will take me to notice that I have made this entry. If it takes too long I might have to change all my diary colours to pink and my display pic to one of me in a nappy.

Lots of love…the welsh boy, Jordan  (/Lauren – the girlfriend)