Survey Stolen From Grimm…

What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Well, all my music is from the internet, but I really like my stuff from Rodney Carrington…especially the song "Dear Penis".
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Seeing as how I’m dirt poor, my fridge is pretty empty, but I always keep some Oreo’s in the pantry…
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
E. T. & Steel Magnolias
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Definately weight reduction…
Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Well, it’s not irrational to me, but I’m terrified of roaches.
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
I either stutter or get an erection.
Do you like to be on the top or the bottom?
I’m very versitile, but honestly, I prefer to be the bottom…
Do you have too many love interests?
Can you have "too many"?
Do you know anyone famous?
I know 4 famous people. Three are total assholes so I won’t mention their names and the other is a really good friend so I won’t mention her’s either.
Describe your bed:
It’s a California King. It’ll sleep 4 easily…
Spit, swallow or gargle?
Some things should remain private….and where is the "blow bubbles" option?
Who would play you in a movie?
Hopefully, they’ll ask me to play myself! I’m that good….
Do you know how to play poker?
Uh…I’m am a Texan….duh…
What do you cary with you at all times?
About 100 extra pounds…
When did you lose your viginity and did you regret it?
With a woman – never. With a guy – 16 and loved it!
Are you happy with your given name?
I don’t hate it….
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
A BUNCH! I can’t even calculate how much that is, but if someone knows the exact number of "a shit load", please tell me…
If you could only fulfill one of your fantasies, which would it be?
My fantasies are extremely sexually graphic….but any of them would do…
What was the last song you were listening to?
"Killer Queen" by Queen
Where is the most public place you have ever had sex?
Which would be more public…the bathroom at Sear’s or under the stars at a campground?
Have you ever been in love?
Yep.
Do you talk a lot?
When I drink I do, but I’m mostly a listener.
What is your favorite sexual position?
Depends on who I’m with and how wild we get…
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Absolutely! I’m a sweetyheart until you cross me….
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
Well, since Joe is in Houston, I’d have to say friends.
What is your ideal marriage location?
What’s it matter…I’m not allowed to get married….
How many sex toys do you have and which is your favorite?
I only own one and it’s not really a toy, but I guess it’s my favorite. It’s a leather cock ring.
Favorite fabric?
On my bed, satin. To wear, leather and denim.
Something you love and hate?
Joe….since this is just a survey, I won’t go into details, but you can read back and get a general idea….
Have you ever been tied up in your bed?
Yep.
Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
Just one.
What’s the one language you want to learn?
Sign language.
How do you eat an apple?
I slice it and eat the pieces.
What do you order at a bar?
To start, vodka-tini. Then move on to beer.
Have you ever pierced your body parts?
No, but I want to get my nipples pierced…still too scared…
Do you have tattoos?
Yep, Taz on my upper left arm.
What is your drug of choice?
Chocolate.
What’s one trait you hate in a person?
Intolerance.
Ever had same-sex sex?
*points to #15*
What was your most frivolous purchase?
My aquarium.
Do you consider yourself materialistic?
Judging by my decor, if I were materialistic, I’d be a failure at it.
What do you cook the best?
Cakes and cookies…
Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
My personality causes me to stand out, but then people flock to me and we all blend together.
What kind of books do you like to read?
Sci-Fi, horror, fantasy, and mysteries.
If you won the lottery, what would

you do?
After I passed out, I’d pay off my bills, set up trust funds for my nephews, then travel the world.

Burial or cremation?
I’ll be dead, what do I care?

Do you have a fetish?
Many!

What’s one thing you’re a loser at?
I know NOTHING about cars…

How many drinks before you’re tipsy?
It can vary between 3-5 hard drinks, or about 7-8 beers.

Do you think you’re cute?
Absolutely!