Words To Live By…

Today’s episode is from Bill Cosby: Himself.

"I said to a guy, ‘Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?’  And he said, ‘Well, it intensifies your personality.’  And I said, ‘Yes, but what if you’re an asshole?’"

Special Bonus Episode —

"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. ‘Dammit, will you stop all that noise?’ And, ‘Jesus Christ, sit down!’ One day, I’m out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, ‘Dammit will you get back in here!’ I said, ‘Dad, I’m Jesus Christ!’"

This concludes today’s episode of Words To Live By.

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October 5, 2005

LOL

October 5, 2005

Very funny! And… RYN: Baskin Robbins?! What did you do? Ask for a sample of every flavor…and then not buy anything? 🙂

I used to watch that when it came on tv over and over. I only liked him because of The Cosby Show. He’s quite funny…

October 5, 2005

I remember hearing this a long time ago. Funny stuff! Happy Wednesday.

October 6, 2005

very very funny : )