I was there , in amongst the freak show…….

I was working this morning in a paricular high street today…i worked early morning till 12…..as i exited the building from where i work, i walked into a mans legs ! to my surprise only to look up and find, several people walking round on stilts…..i apoligised, bowed my head and went in the opposite direction to theses people! as i was walking away i heard someone shout in a loud deep voice ‘ GET DOWN!!!!’ as i held my head , screamed (embarasingly!) and dropped to the floor a illuminous coloured liquid shot out above my head,,,,as i rose to my feet…i discovered 6 men in yellow pplastic ponchos with frog masks on and plastic gunbs!!! i got up and dusted myself down…i was red with embarrasement and shock!!! they then all laughed in unison, in a sick, bitter , twisted way! and said ‘you will be on telly,,,,watch out!””’ I dont want to be on telly i thought to myself and whay would they be saying this? I walked off quickly trying to find a shelter and haven from this sick world!I entered into a shop where a little boy came up to me. HIs bright blue eyes pierced my skin as they stared directly at me…In a sweet little voice the boy then asked ‘ are u my mum?’ As i politely said ‘ sorry no’ his happy eyes and face snapped back and he began to violently sob and scream…as he dropped to the floor…i decided to find another haven ….even if it meant mac donalds……As i found a comfatable quiet seat in the corner i heard more noise coming form the entrance,,,,i glanced towards the doors only to find the men in ponchos with frog masks on entering the building holding upo these plastic guns shouting ‘GIVE US THE BURGERS!’ I sarted to try and quietly exit the building, and as i reached the door hiding behind a mac donalds food tray a woman walked up to me and said ‘bitch ‘ i smiled and walked away as im not the type to cause conflict or trouble! i felt her cold dark eyes following me as i walked out….

What a day these events carried on and on…..untill i reached the station and got on the train…i fell into the train seat and waited for the long journey to end so i could get home and hide in my warm comfatable lovely bed…….

but alas there was no peace and as i shut my eyes (on the train)(with one eye open!”) a man came up and asked to marry me…..!

i said (politely)(again!!!) ‘ sorry no…i dnt want to!’

and turned away to look out the window! The trees and green outside were comforting as the train headed towards my home town……..

WHAT A DAY!

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LOVE MEXXX

Quote of the day:

‘Pandas are wise, so watch your banana’s’