Feeling Dirty

Yep I feel dirty.  And not the good kinky kind either.  It’s more the "man you smell bad, take a shower" type.  Our hot water is all fucked up.  It’s really pissing me off.  I stayed up until 2am waiting for some hot water.  All I got was cold.

Checked again when we got up for the day.  Still no hot water. 

I can’t take a shower.  I can’t give Josie a real bath.  Can’t bathe the dog (and she REALLY needs one).

I did just figure out a way I can sorta do some dishes.  But it’ll take FOREVER.  Guess I’ll have to boil some water on the stove to make hot dish water.  I’d put it off, but well, I have no clean dishes.  Ok I do but not many.  All the bowls are dirty.  And that’s bad.  We have like 10 of them, and that’s just the regular bowls.  Have about another 6 kid bowls (ya know, the plastic ones).  Only 2 people eating from all them bowls.

Suppose I can clean up the living room while boiling water to wash dishes.  Man I never thought I’d be doing that.  Good thing I only need one big pot full of hot water to start the dishes.

I should start moving now.

I want a shower.

And a cigarette.  It’s been what, a month now?  I still want one.  Will have to check my front page.  I have a ticker there, and it’s there because I can’t keep track in my head lol.