Deeply Distracted
ALTERNATIVE TITLE: Happy Freaking St. Patrick’s Day
ALTERNATIVE ALTERNATIVE TITLE: If Murphy (who’s law is famous) is Irish, Then It’s Time to Carbomb.
Friends, I’m in the early stages of trying to write a 13 page paper that is due this time tomorrow. I can’t concentrate for the life of me. Soon, I’m going to hit myself in the head with a cricket bat. There is one in the house, hanging conveniently in the kitchen, just a few brief steps away.
The first carbomb didn’t take the edge off. That’s never a good sign. I’m thinking I might just have to grind this paper out distracted. I should have started last night instead of reading my research. I felt like writing last night. Today, well…I don’t feel like it. And putting it off isn’t a luxury I can afford right now. A curse be on my procrastination. Seriously. I want to fire a gun, or blow something up. Something other than sitting here and stewing. I want to waste all my energy and crawl back to this computer with no energy, so that the paper will flow from my fingers. That’s what I want. Good luck with that happening.
St. Patrick’s day. I like the Celtic spelling of Patrick much better– Padraig. I like it a lot in, fact. There are too few words that retain the Celtic spellings. If people started throwing in ‘wv’ into their words more often, the world would be a bwvetter place. I’m just sawvying.
In honor of St. Patrick’s day, I think I’m going to crawl in the whole to the underworld in my basement. I have no idea where the hole goes, it simply leads under the parking lot. I don’t understand it. I don’t want to know what lives down there. We should get Geraldo into town, so he could do an excavation and some investigative reporting into the abyss in the basement. I want to go to sleep and wake up next year. Any chance of that happening? (Before you laugh, consider how much I can sleep, those of you who’ve see it.
In conclusion, if Guinness be motor oil, then let motor oil be served.
1 Peter 3:1-7. I hate the passage. I hate everything. Now, on with the work! Seriously.