JUST POOP. IN AN ENVELOPE.*

 Before I go to sleep, I need to share this story, because it’s probably the one thing that’s made me actually laugh until my eyes teared up in the past…I can’t even remember.  Possibly the past year.  This is something one of my fellow classmates, who is also on rotations right now, posted up on Facebook tonight:

"Story of the day:  A patient was supposed to mail in the little card for an occult blood test (put a little bit of poo on the card, put it in the envelope, send to lab….no big deal)….poor guy working the desk….opened the envelope expecting a little card….nope, envelope was completely full of straight POOP.  JUST POOP.  IN AN ENVELOPE."

I’ve still been laughing off and on over the past several minutes.

You’re welcome.

Addendum:  Apparently, it was sealed with a Homer Simpson sticker.

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June 7, 2012

::laughs:: That is amazing!!!

June 8, 2012

Haha, that is horrible!

June 8, 2012

Ha! I feel amused and grossed out in equal measure.

June 8, 2012

Ha… Homer Simpson.