Psychoanalyze Yourself.

Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes
to mind. Then read which each answer means.
(No cheating!)

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
Jeana (one of my best friends).

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A large, tall elk!  He’s like WOOO and has antlers and stuff.  ::nodnoddle::

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I smile at it and it nods its head… and then we part.  Very grand and very formal.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it: 
Gezis, I don’t know.  Umm… large, dark, colonial maybe?

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No!

6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room, what is on and around?
Large comfy sofa, chair, tables, books everywhere.  I don’t know what else.  ::ponders::  No, I really don’t.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
One of those cheap, crinkly plastic cups.  Ewie.  Who the hell’s littering my dream house!?  I’ma smack somebody.  >.<

8. What do you do with the cup?
Throw it away.  Down with cheap, crinkly plastic cups!  ::shakes fist::

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
It’s an endless ocean.

10. How will you cross the water?
Uhhh… I can’t, really.  But then I’d try to swim!  And probably drown.  : /

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ANSWERS:

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
Probably accurate.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
Oh, shit.  Accurate.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
Accurate.  I tend to blow them off… not the best way to deal with your problems I can assure you.

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
LOL.  Somewhere along the line my ambition just gets lost I guess…

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You’d prefer people not drop by unannounced.
Guessed as much… but I’m not sure if it’s accurate or not…

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
Why the hell would anyone have food in the living room?  Why would you decorate your house with people?  Am I slaver?  No.  And I’m sorry- I hate plants.  So sue me.  (Or give me a bad rating on my psychoanalystic test.)

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
My relationship with what?  Plastic?

8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
Throwing it away… hmm, means I’m decisive, outgoing, final, caring for nature, observant of appearances.  At the very least.  O.O

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
LOL.  Oh, shit. 
LOL. 

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
LOL.  Go figure…

†    INMATE    †

Wearing::  Black baggy pants, bright blue/white halter top, white sweatband
OOH I bought really cute clothes yesterday… a pair of jeans that actually FIT me… SNUGLY!  GASP!  And some really cute summer shirts, the like of which have NEVER seen my closet… how scandalous!!  I already texted Jeana and said that now I just need somewhere to go… and both the shirts even match my pink stripper heels… LOL. 
Last ate::  Some Lemonheads and vanilla yogurt.
Feeling::  Tired… but rambunctious (obviously)!  XD

LOL.  Man… some things still surprise me, I guess.  I have no sex life at the moment.  Must be why I’m so grumpy?  *Shrug* 

30 minutes later- it’s possible to give yourself whiplash… I think I’ve done it before but this time my head fall back so hard I felt the jolt through my body- into my hands and legs.  It’s a mite bit painful at the moment… Ugh, I’m nauseous.  >.<