Da Popo & Australia!?

My mom and I were stopped by the state trooper on our way home 2300 last night.  My mom freaked out about her perfect record being slaughtered from being stopped twice in the past week… and the cop came up on the passenger side with his little flashlight. 
I rolled down the window and almost lost my shit right there.

I always say that there is NOTHING worse than getting stopped by a FAT cop (no, and not ‘p-h’ phat).  And there he was…

I only noticed because I was looking for his gun (always the coolest part of a cop) but couldn’t see his equipment belt under his stomach.  Ewwwww.

Anyway, like I said, I almost lost my shit right then and there.  

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It was curious though, that he was making all of these transactions through me when he could have easily walked around to the driver’s side and transferred papers through my mom.  ::shrugs::  Maybe he found me attractive.  ::loses her shit all over again::  LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

He only gave my mom a warning though- her back license plate light was busted – BOOM! 

Yep.  ::nodnoddle::

And why the HELL did no one tell me Australia was started as a penal colony
How absolutely jaw-dropping awesome is that!?  WOW. 

My dad told me this last night… I was like

"HardKORE!" 

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DUDE.  I am so hungreh I could eat a dumpster.  ::Chows down:: 
I don’t know what my deal is.  O.o

I’m attending a competition this weekend- I pulled my solos because of my injuries and got my money back… kinda.

New Inmate over-used word:  Scrimps.

Peace and Scrimps, yo.

†    INMATE    †

Wearing::  Black jazz pants, light pink halter, black crop jacket and my Vans.
Eating::  Bollilos soaked in tomato sauce with sausage, jalapenos and onions.
Feeling::  Starved and HYPER.  *Drool*

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February 8, 2007

RYN: i’ll throw the food in to the dumpster for you to eat…doies that sound good lol ….mmm fat cops -=drools,starts twitching=-

February 8, 2007

lmfao …yay i liek tricks..wait wait wrong kinda tricks…i thin…how much -=blinks=- LOL <333 you make me smile

February 8, 2007

Yeah man, the english didnt want the dregs of their society & shipped them over there. Then they threatened to ship them here to NZ to feed to the Moaris *lol* Since the Moaris came in & ate the natives here before them

February 8, 2007

fat po pos scare me :((

February 8, 2007

You should have asked me. I’m your history hookup. =)

HA! I love fat cops…about as much as the cops with attitude problem from being bullied in high school. *snigggggggers*

February 8, 2007

a penal colony? HMM! Wonder if my dad knows. He spent some childhood years there.

February 8, 2007

Yup, the whole island was a prison. I can’t remember exactly how they came about being their own country and opening up the island, but it’s an interesting story. What does “scrimps” mean?

February 8, 2007

I’m going to steal that survey. 😀

February 8, 2007

Are you a chubby chaser? >:D Heh? You like them fatties? You love them long time? xD I’m playing.

February 8, 2007

I didn’t meditate. :O I ought to. but you sure did put me in a meditative state with the countdown. 😀

February 9, 2007

I’d love to go to Australia. How is it over there?

Eww fat cops!! Gross, I think it is the new law to go to the passangers side window so they dont get hit by a car or something! LOL. Thanks for the note! I seen ur pictures they are hella kewl!! Later

February 9, 2007

Georgia was also started as one.

February 9, 2007

I just had a brilliant idea. Instead of executing all the pedophile and shit of society, we take a page out of the history books and ship the convicts off to a far away land. Not Australia, of course, as I love the accent and their whacky names for animals, but somewhere else. Like Quebec! Here in Canada. They always want to separate, and nobody likes the French anyways! Sound like a plan? Peace

February 10, 2007

did you delete your corporal punishment note.

February 11, 2007

ryn: I hate cops that pull you over for stupid things like that. Seriously, is that the best use of your time? ryn: thanks for your note 🙂 Unfortunately, I tried exercsiging and it just made it worse. I actually recently had to cancel my gym membership because I am too exhausted to go. I’m looking into the possibility of this being CFS, as it seems to fit all the criteria.

i bought a beige rain coat and a green and biege sweater. i wanna eat you up.

February 12, 2007

RYN: Actually, no. Georgia was intended to serve both as a debtor’s colony for unwanted British citizens AND as a buffer zone to prevent slaves from escaping to the then-Spanish haven of Florida.

February 12, 2007

RYN:http://www.korero.maori.nz/forlearners I’d give you my opinions on them, but that could be deemed as very racist. http://www.maori.org.nz/ Yeah, I think the best thing to do is view sh*t from some1 elses point of view for a second. Gives you more of an idea on what they’re about

February 13, 2007

Hahah, that made me laugh…. xD Yeah, there are a lot of jokes about the Australia-penal colony thing. I’m sure many Australians hate them, lol.

February 13, 2007

Holy shit– your avatar– tis Darth Whatshisface. Jesus, I be at a loss. xD Oh wells. I’m actually from Boston, babeh! 😀 I loves me some okra.

February 13, 2007

One a’ deez days, babeh. STRAIGHT TO DA MOON! D:< Imma be all, “O RLY? Can a female doooo. . . THIS?!” Then do something incredibly scary and mysterious to them that doesn’t involve sex, but just rob them of their masculinity. Just because I have a vagina, that doesn’t mean I can’t and won’t kick your fvcking face into Kingdom Come. In fact, there’s someone hanging all over me from class.

February 13, 2007

Numerous times, he tries to brush stray strands of hair from my face. I catch him by the wrist, and say, “JUST. WHAT. THE FVCK d’ya think you’re doing?” :O I used to play-fight with boys when I was really really little. But they always cried, “OMG U R TEH 2 RUFF IMMA GO DIE NAO LOL </3"

February 13, 2007

Your ass has roots!? I want some! We can make Chinese medicine. 😀 With our assroots combined, we make CAPTAIIINNN PLANET!

February 13, 2007

and omfg. OD says you made an entry on the twelveth of Feb, I try to access it, and it’s all, “ACCESS DENIZZLE’D, BITCH!” D:

Heeeeeeeeeeey! Do you have a messenger?