Snow!?

Where do I live again?  Cuz I could’ve sworn I spent the better part of this morning AND evening running and sliding all around the block on sheets of ICE!! 

MWA-HA-HA-HAHA!! 

((I only wiped out ONCE and that was my dog’s fault.  No, really!  See, I was running… running as if for the Olympic gold… and then I was sliding like a pro until my body ceased traveling forward, causing my feet to WHOOSH, slip out from underneath me-
From my stunned, prone position (i.e. on my stomach in the middle of the road) I looked back… and my dog was indifferently sniffin a mailbox.  The dog left me hangin’ for a MAILBOX!  ::shakes head and grumbles:: 
I could have BROKEN myself… but at least SHE got to sniff some other dog’s urine.    HMPH!

We now take a break in this regulary scheduled entry to ask the other pressing question…

"How OLD am I again?"

But it’s okay.  We’re still cool.    We had many of these moments while living in MN in the dead of winter and having a pond in the backyard.  You could say we’ve learned to reconcile our differences…
Inmate says (at age 11):  "If you pull me on the sled, you can go sniff your favorite tree?  Kay!?"
Eboney (dog):  *Woof of agreement*
::dog gets buried in snowbank & Inmate falls off sled::
But I’m completely off track now.))
DID YOU KNOW… In Minnesota, you go outside for recess if it’s above -15 degrees!?  -15!!!!!!!!!
The first day I went to school it was -10 and they wouldn’t let me stay inside.  I was a TEXAN- I’d never even experienced below 20 degrees!  I FROZE! 

Anyway.  Back on track now…

Today my mom even made PANCAKES for lunch (First time I’ve had pancakes in SEVEN months!)… dance was cancelled yesterday and today and probably tomorrow, too.
Yay for break, boo for no paycheck! 

And there’s left-over pancakes for tomorrow– STIMULATING OF THE APPETITE MUCH!?  ::dances!::  I’m so EXCITED! 
I poured strawberry pie filling on my pancakes today.  They were amazingly delicious.

Let’s see… Kelly says that in 3 months he’s being deported to Iraq.   GREAT.
My ex says that he will be on leave (HERE) in a month.  GREAT.  (aka AHHHHHHH!)

My back is more or less doing better… I overworked it today with all of the *AHEM* mature running and sliding I did all over the neighborhood but…

What can you do?

SNOW and ICE in Austin comes around once in a decade!   

Peace and health.

†   INMATE   †

Wearing::  Interesting colored plaid pj pants, red and black plaid Lumberjack jacket (no, it doesn’t match my pants at all), pink shirt with cacti.
Last ate::  Spinach salad, some Pizza Rolls, and marshmallows with peanut butter!
Feeling::  Energetic.  Can-can anyone!? 
Nail polish::  NONE!!  …?