What’s sexy about Aries women (me)… & Quizzes!!!

My AOL Horoscopes says…

Ruled by warrior planet Mars, the Aries woman has the heart of an Amazon — and that’s an irresistible turn-on to men. Hot-tempered yet fun, you’re an independent person who can hold your own, which makes it all the more challenging for a man to capture your heart. Like Aries stars Reese Witherspoon and Kate Hudson, you exude sass and style. Your guy digs watching you drive topless (in your convertible!) or playing to win at tennis. Your competitive nature turns him on — try arm-wrestling or pillow-fighting with him some time, and watch the passion heat up in a flash!

There’s a fresh, youthful vibe about you, a hint of the tomboy that you accentuate by wearing bright colors and casual styles. You’re a big flirt, and your sharp tongue can trade verbal barbs with the best of them. These qualities, along with your ready laugh and childlike enthusiasm, make your man feel young at heart. Surprise him with a spontaneous trip to the desert or mountains — camping out under the stars or even chasing storms will crank your sex life up to full throttle!
(ME:  HELL YEA, THIS IS SO ME.  EXCEPT NO CAMPING.  I DON’T LIKE THE OUTDOORS.  YAY FOR HOTELS… 5 STAR HOTELS… ::SMILES BRIGHTLY::)

 

 

Inmate scored as Pinhead!

Which horror killer are you?

 

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You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

 

Pinhead

 

85%

Jigsaw

 

75%

Freddy Krueger

 

65%

Buffalo Bill

 

50%

Hannibal Lecter

 

40%

Candyman

 

40%

Michael Myers

 

30%

Leatherface

 

30%

Jason Voorhees

 

15%

Captain Spaulding

 

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(ME:  YAY!  I LIKE PINHEAD!  BUT I THINK JIGSAW IS THE DUDE FROM SAW???  I HAVEN’T SEEN ANY OF THOSE MOVIES, SO I DON’T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT TO BE WORRIED…)

 

 

Inmate scored as The Ringmaster.

Which Jokers Card are you?

You are most like THE SECOND JOKERS CARD, The Ringmaster! You lead your crew, and you can see past the actions of people and see who they really are underneath: A bigot chicken or a truly good person. Then you act accordingly…

 

 

The Ringmaster

 

90%

The Riddle Box

 

80%

The Wraith

 

65%

Jake Jeckell

 

60%

Carnival Of Carnage

 

50%

Jack Jeckell

 

45%

The Great Milenko

 

40%

(ME:  I AM THE RINGMASTER, FOOL.)

 

Inmate scored as Mace Windu.

What Star Wars Jedi or Sith character is most like your personality?

 

 

You are most like Mace Windu. A celebrated Jedi master known for his unique combination of wisdom, temperance and foresight. You prefer the life of a scholar yet will charge into battle should the need arise. You created and utilize the Vaapad form for lightsaber combat. It combines the usage of The Force for acrobatic speed and precision found in Ataru, the defensive to offensive channel found in Shien/Djem So and a concentration of emotion often seen as a sign for falling to The Dark Side. You eventually are betrayed by Anakin Skywalker and are killed by Darth Sidious.

 

Mace Windu

 

96%

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Post Death of Qui-Gon Jinn)

 

93%

Anakin Skywalker

 

93%

Luke Skywalker

 

82%

Yoda

 

79%

Bastila Shan

 

79%

Exar Kun

 

75%

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Pre Death of Qui-Gon Jinn)

 

75%

Qui-Gon Jinn

 

75%

Darth Revan

 

75%

Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus

 

68%

Darth Vader

 

68%

Darth Sidious

 

57%

Darth Maul

 

50%

(ME:  ALSO YAY!  I LOVE MACE WINDU.  ALTHOUGH I WOULDN’T HAVE MINDED BEING EXAR KUN.  HE WAS PRETTY BALLIN.)

 

 

Inmate scored as Buffy Summers.

Which Buffy The Vampire Slayer Character Are You Most Like!?

http://www.quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=4215&first=yes

You are a very strong individual. You do, however, have some trouble admitting how you truly feel. You’ve experienced a lot during your life, but you more than manage. Always willing to help, you’re a great friend.

 

Buffy Summers

 

92%

Xander Harris

 

83%

Rupert Gi

les

 

79%

Spike

 

71%

Anya

 

63%

Dawn Summers

 

54%

Tara Maclay

 

54%

Willow Rosenberg

 

42%

(ME:  DAMN RIGHT I’M BUFFY SUMMERS!  I KICK ASS, TOO!  AND XANDER’S HILARIOUS.  SO WOOT!)