vibrator? dildo? sex toys?

alright so I’m just going to warn whoever now that most of my entries will be sexual..I am a couple THOUSAND miles from my boyfriend and I’m not a person to cheat so of course all I can think about it sex..

so one of my bestfriends asks me how I do it..(how I can live so far away and not get any sex) I told her I didn’t know and sometimes feel like I’m going insane. I mean when you and our boyfriend have sex at the least two times a day and you suddenly get cut off like that, it’s a real bummer.

So then she asks why I don’t have a bob…

a what?

you know a b.o.b….battery operated boyfriend

oh my goodness. well I’ve never given it much thought..I’m 21 and when I want sex I get it..well now that I plan on getting married to someone in the military I think it might be a good time to look into something of the sort…

so I get curious and look at different toys on websites GEEESE!   There’s a million! Where do I even begin? Gel sticks, vibrators, anal probes, whips, chains, leather, silk, feathers, the "rabbit."…good god I just want a vibrator is that too much to ask?

Once when I was reading a magazine I saw an add in the back for this thing called "the tongue"..it said "realistic gelly-like feeling with lube"  holy crap..I wish I could find that, I’m a sucker for tongue action, ha