happiness_in_a_pill : questing and testing

151. What is louder and more annoying…200 adults talking in a restaurant or one four-year-old screaming? A four year old screaming any day.
 152. Why do you think ships disappear into the Bermuda triangle? Something sinks them.
153. Who are you jealous of and what do they have that you don’t? Those who are happy and can love.
154. What is the happiest way you can start your day? By being able to sleep past 12p.m. and get away with it.
155. Have you ever had a moment where you felt everything was all right with the world? Briefly.
156. What does it mean when a person is deep? Are you deep? Someone who has depth, yes.
157. What does it mean when a person is spiritual? Are you spiritual? If someone is spirtual it means they have a belief in some religion, not really.
158. Do you consider human beings to be animals? Yes
What makes us different from animals? Thumbs I guess.
159. If a robot existed that could somehow think and feel emotions would there be anything left that separated it from being ‘human’ and should it have all the rights and privileges human beings do? Did you just watch I Robot?.
160. In your experience are people getting more sensitive and touchy? Touchy.
161. Would you still love and stay with your man or woman if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed? Yes, love is love.
162. Fate or free will? Depends what you believe in.
163. Who is the most important person in your life and what makes that person so special? I have too many to choose just one
164. Can life change or are we all stuck in vain? Very intricate question, I have neither view, both are equally intruiging.
165. Are you afraid of change? It can be refreshing, but more often stressful.
166. Are you a day person or nocturnal? Nocturnal! Definately!
167. What do you think of the TV show Joe Millionaire? Vaguely [very vaguely] good television.
168. Would you rather be a corporate success or a stay at home parent? C.O.R.P.O.R.A.T.E. S.U.C.C.E.S.S.
169. What’s the coolest job you ever had? Working in a library.
170. Does slavery still exist in the world today? Yes, talk to workers at your local BURGER KING!!!.
171. Have you ever wanted to be an actor/actress? No, a singer though.
172. If you had the power to make one person at your school or job do anything you want them to for a whole day who would you pick and what would they do? Make Kelli [my boss] chillax
174. Were you scared by the Blair Witch project? Yes, the camera angles were shocking… oh, the story line??? No.
175. If your high school science teacher gave you a map to do that you didn’t want to do would you fold it into a paper hat? Would your teacher be cool with that? No and no.  
177. Do you like everything to be in widescreen? Wouldn’t care.
178. Are you a fan of any comic books? Some of them.
179. Do you collect something? CD’S and DVD’s.
180. Do you usually smell good? After a shower.
181. What minor inconvenience annoys you the most (like watermelon seeds)? People.
182. Where did your parents tell you babies come from when you were little? My principal taught us all that… eww…
183. You’re taking a 5,000 question survey. Are you nuts? Yes, with a certificate to prove it.
184. What’s the best cheesy 80’s song? None.
185. What’s the best date movie? Don’t have one… yet…
186. Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater? Front.
187. Have you ever been inside an abandoned building? Yes.
188. What was the biggest thing you got in trouble for as a kid? Holding a knife to my brothers throat.
189. Candles or strobe lights? Candles.
190. Do you sing along with the movie Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Yes.
191. What besides money can make you extremely happy? Happiness.
192. You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love? I haven’t met the one i love, so i’ll say marrying someone rich [at least i’m being truthful].
193. What commercial made you really want to buy something? None that I remember.
194. Have you ever made a snow-something-else (not a man or woman)? No.
195. If someone wanted to understand you what book should they read that would help them? My poetry anthology.
196. When was the last time someone called you crazy and why? Today, because i am.
197. Are you a space cadet? No.
198. Are you magically delicious? No, magically scrumptious.
199. If you could wish for one object (nothing alive, no money) that was the size of your computer moniter what would you wish for? Platinum? Something real expensive.
200. Have you ever heard the saying ‘if wishes were horses beggars would ride’? Have you ever used it? No, No.
201. What is a ninny? An idiot.
What is a ‘hootenanny’? "Ho-Down", "Hootenanny",202. If you were going to buy a T-shirt that describes you, what single word would be printed on it? fucktard.
203. Would you rather be remembered for doing something for humanity or for being a really nice person? Doing something.
204. Which is more important: intelligence or niceness? Intelligence.
205. Your best friend and your man/woman are in the hospital at the same time. Who do you visit first? My best friend. 
206. What kind of person do you really want to be? Myself
207. If you are no longer a virgin, do you wish that you waited longer? The wait is annoying.
208. What makes you cry? Death, certain songs and movies and tv episodes.
209. What is your favorite song from the 90’s? November Rain-Guns n Roses.
210. If you were in alphabet soup what letter would you be? Why?
211. Do you believe in fairies, ghosts, aliens, angels, dwarves, elves, etc.? Yes.
212. What makes you want to be someone’s friend? Their personality
213. Are you annoying? Yes.
214. Are you amazing? Yes.
215. How would you like to be a helicopter pilot? No.
216. What’s your favorite video game? Postal 2 probably or Pizza Tycoon.
217. Have you ever taken something that wasn’t yours? Yes.
218. Have you won any honors or awards? Yes.
219. Do you think your parents read your diary? No.
220. Hot steamy bubble bath or quick in and out shower? Bubble bath.
221. Are you allergic to anything? Bee’s, idiocy.
222. What qualities in other people drive you crazy? Homophobia, racism, idiocy, BAD DRIVING SKILLS.
223. What qualities do you posses that drive others crazy? Every little thing.
224. What would someone have to do to get you to never speak to him or her again? Very little.
225. Would you ever whip someone or be whipped by someone in bed? Both.
226. Have you ever said ‘I hate everyone?’ Yes. Every day.
227. Where is the tenderness? In the BK "Tropical Tendercrisp"!!!!.
228. Have you ever won a carnival fish? No, we don’t have them in New Zealand but I want a fish.
229. Did it live more than a week? I SAID I DIDN’T HAVE ONE, YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!!!
230. What’s the best sounding accent a person can have? French.</

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