not even related to valentine’s

This is really nothing but a bitch rant, and it’s not even really related to my day sucking because it’s valentine’s day. it was just a comically bad morning.

I woke up at 808 for my 9am class. I normally wake up at 720 because it takes that long to get my shit together and look this hot. yes, i’m prissy. okay not really. i can’t even skip this class because i’m missing the next two days to go to florida. i had no clean socks. it’s the second day of my period and i have shitty ass cramps. i put on my pantyhose and they immediately rip on both sides. i remember i forgot to do my homework for the class, just totally forgot. oh yeah, and i’m missing the class the next two days to go to florida. the wind chill for my 20-minute walk to class was about -5 degrees, no kidding. it snowed last night and no one has shoveled yet either. On the walk up there, i realize that my pants are too long and the whole bottom half is getting drenched with snow and starting to tear, my socks are stretched out and and slipping off my feet and that i’m going to be late to class despite managing to leave at my normal time.

did i mention that it’s valentine’s day and i’m single?

oh well, i figure with a start this bad something fucking awesome is bound to happen this afternoon. because that’s the way i think life should work. and i’m used to getting my way.