Why is life never like TV?

Did you ever think as a child wow, that is great.

And then you actually go to school and realise it is nothing like Saved by the Bell. Thing actually go wrong and the only person who can sort stuff out is you, and you realise you can’t be bothered.

How did those TV producers get it so wrong, did they ever actually go to school? My life at the minute is more like the Office but without any humour… and I love the Office. In an ideal world I would love to work for David Brent, or his American counterpart. After a week I would probably want to kill him, but as an outsider looking in it would be great.

So I would ideally work for Wernam Hogg as a part time person who would sit in the corner and observe everything and chuckle without being bought into any arguments.

I would like to have my stapler put in jelly, I think I could quite possibly die from laughter if someone did that.

Anyway this isn’t going anywhere, except at the minute I am not enjoying my job.

Speak soon,