Squinty-Eyed Killer Nuns

So, I just thought I’d tell you about my dreams. Just for the hell of it. Plus, I don’t want my diary to be deleted at all.

Anyway, one of my dreams consisted of me being pushed into a huge ocean by my parents. Apparently our house was a huge boat, and they got sick of me. So they left me in the middle of the ocean.

The weirder dream was better. More exciting.

I was sitting around at my aunt’s house. It’s a pretty old house. You know the type. Anyway, I was walking around in the kitchen for God knows what reason. And I saw two nuns walking towards the house.

I knew they were big trouble from the beginning. It was a gut feeling I had. I don’t know why.

Anyway, they got to the front door, and my relatives let them both in. I told them not to, but of course, they didn’t listen to me. People never listen in a dream.

When they walked in, for some reason there were suddenly three of them. Two guys and a girl. The nuns took off their hoods, or whatever, and they had squinty eyes.

I was still worried about them. I tried to get my relatives to get rid of them, but nothing good came from that. The three visitors decided to start cleaning the house. There were a bunch of random classes and pieces of food sitting around the house. They cleaned it all up. Why? I don’t know.

They went through the living room, the family room, the kitchen, the den, the bathroom. Everywhere. Finally, they made their way up to the upstairs. Now, let me tell you. The upstairs area of my aunt’s house is really scary. It seems more like an attic. It’s squeaky, old, musty. You know the feeling.

The scary squinty nuns were still cleaning up while upstairs. Me and a couple of my relatives went with. I think my aunt and my mom and dad were up there with me. Then, suddenly, my fears were brought to life.

All three of the nuns brought out automatic weapons, and opened fire. I KNEW IT.

I took cover in time. But I watched my relatives die. Luckily, I had my own automatic weapon (I mean, who doesn’t?), and I managed to kill them. I didn’t die!

Go me…

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